I'm going to title my videos "Season X Episode Y" like this is a TV series because I'd actually rather be making a show for TV but I don't have talent so I just """""review""""" them on Youtube.
Also, I'm going to repeat terms and phrases (like deus ex machina) that I've heard other """""reviewers""""" use even though I don't know what they mean and they used them wrong. Some of these words are hard to pronounce so I'll say them wrong.
I am going to use a cartoon avatar that barely animates in order to represent me because I'm a fat, ugly piece of shit, yet that doesn't stop me from wanting to be an e-celeb when it should.
I'm going to act smart by misunderstanding things in the show, and then pretend that's the fault of the show and not me being a dumbass.
I'm also going to pretend I don't know the names of characters I like, because the best way to show your knowledge on the topic is to pretend like you don't know what you're talking about.
But I really don't have to pretend that hard, because all I know about this show is what I've skimmed through plus a Wikipedia article, and I didn't even read the Wikipedia article that thoroughly.
To be honest, I'm only making this video about this show because they're rebooting it, and so people are interested in the show again and typing it into the Youtube search, so I'm just kind of gaming the system.
Honestly, I don't even really care about anything that I talk about, it just pays the bills.
But frankly, it doesn't even pay the bills any more, so please donate to my Patreon where I'll promise you a bunch of shit and then never deliver.
Have a great day!