>>121147696>COMING SOON TO NICKELODEON>"AFGHANITAR: THE LAST MUJAHIDEEN>IN A FORGOTTEN EARTH KINGDOM VALLEY...THESE BENDING BROTHERS ARE BRINGING THE HEAT!Ahmed: JALAL! STOP THE TRUCK! THE EARTH COMMUNISTS HAVE MINED THIS FIELD!
Jalal: *uses earthending to walk through the wall next to ahmed* you called?
*truck explodes from a land mine, cabbages flying everywhere* - "MY CABBAGES!"
>TWO BRAVE SOLDIERS OF THE ONE TRUE SPIRIT, ALLAGNI, WILL DO WHATEVER IT TAKES TO KEEP THEIR HOME FREEJalal: Ahmed, we have been wronged by the republican city dogs... But was it right to purge that whole village of the Shiagniite collaborators?
Ahmed: *slams hand into palm shooting fire in his anger* my brother, we will not stop until we have pushed republic city into the sea!
Goat-lizard: "baa" *headbutts them off their seat*
Both: oh goatlizard, you rascal!
Jalal:Now come here behind the hut real quick...*unzips*
>JOIN US FOR THE PREMIER ON SEPTEMBER 11TH>FOR A FLIGHT TO REPUBLIC CITY YOU WILL NEVER FORGET*slow zoom in on a turbaned head overlooking a madrasa*
*Head turns, face is covered showing only 2 golden eyes and a third eye tattoo on the forehead*
Mysterious voice: i will have...my revenge...
*Camera flies through the ranks of jihadis showing they all have the third eye tattoo*
>AFGHANITAR: THE LAST MUJAHIDEEN! 
