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Anonymous Thu 25 Feb 17:59:56 2021 No.121147291 View Reply Original Report

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Would it work?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 25 Feb 2021 18:01:24 No.121147323 Report

Quoted By: >>121148676

Please anon don’t give them ideas...

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Feb 2021 18:14:23 No.121147623 Report

Quoted By: >>121148104

>>121147291
Is this that guy who did that webcomic with the devil and matrix and got all virtue-signally and shit? Sin something or other?

Anyway, I don't know about Ilana, or keeping Harry a man (because I guess women can be suavely evil, but not sleezy?), or if this even needs to happen, but whatever, I wouldn't hate it. It's not like it replaces Die Hard, and if it ended up being awful, I'd just ignore it (like anything after DH3)

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Anonymous Thu 25 Feb 2021 18:21:20 No.121147734 Report

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So many gaping mouths. It's almost B^U level.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Feb 2021 18:39:56 No.121148104 Report

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>>121147291
Eh, why not?
>>121147623
Yes, that's Sinfest.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Feb 2021 18:42:40 No.121148167 Report

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>>121147291
But why is Queen Latifah white?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Feb 2021 18:42:55 No.121148174 Report

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>>121147291
>a woman climbing through vents filled with broken glass to shoot some krauts
>an all woman terrorist group
>an all woman terrorist group taking a group of mostly men hostage
Like seriously just get a big slav to dome those sluts with whatever blunt object is in reach

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Feb 2021 18:56:54 No.121148497 Report

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>>121148174
Clearly the hostages are all soiboys

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Feb 2021 18:58:19 No.121148531 Report

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>>121147291
i want to see a Cate Blanchett Hanna Gruber, that's about it

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Feb 2021 19:00:42 No.121148585 Report

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>>121148497
>>121148174
Guns are a great equalizer.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Feb 2021 19:02:49 No.121148633 Report

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>>121147291
>But Ellis can't be a girl because that would potray women in a negative light!
What a faggot. Lizzy Kaplan would be a great Rule 13 Ellis.

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Anonymous Thu 25 Feb 2021 19:05:03 No.121148676 Report

Quoted By: >>121148690

>>121147323
Too late

https://www.unilad.co.uk/film-and-tv/charlize-theron-says-lesbian-remake-of-die-hard-is-a-great-idea/

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Feb 2021 19:06:01 No.121148690 Report

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>>121148676
Why lesbian? It would be much better if it was Jesse Eseinberg or Michael cera as Hank Genero

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Feb 2021 19:07:06 No.121148717 Report

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>>121148585
Yeah but not really. Have you ever had a woman try to get physical with you? I’ve had a few jilted lovers try to hit me, it’s like fighting a child or a midget. They are so hilariously weak, even the ones that go to the gym. The only woman I know who can fight men equally is 6’8” and a body builder, a total freak of nature, so aside from Gwendolyn Christie none of these skanks are gonna pose a threat.

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Anonymous Thu 25 Feb 2021 19:34:48 No.121149287 Report

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>>121148717
Okay, you take two steps towards the woman and she pulls the trigger. A chunk of your chest the size of a baseball is now a liquid slurry painting the wall behind you. Your role in the film is that you serve as an example to the other hostages to stay the fuck on the ground like they are told.
You don't get a name in the credits, just a role description like 'defiant man'.

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Anonymous Thu 25 Feb 2021 19:58:16 No.121149716 Report

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>>121149287
Women do not have the spacial awareness to sense someone coming from behind, let alone the depth perception needed to shoot a gun accurately. A single former high school baseball player with a few rocks could bean them all in the head from 100 feet away, much further than a dame could shoot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Feb 2021 20:04:06 No.121149829 Report

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No.
But it wouldn't work because instead of just remaking Die Hard but with female main roles they'd instead remake Die Hard with female main roles who cannot fucking stop talking about how hard it is to be female. That's the important distinction.

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Anonymous Thu 25 Feb 2021 20:05:53 No.121149861 Report

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>>121149716
A fucking nother one huh?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Feb 2021 20:10:14 No.121149940 Report

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>>121149861
Another what, man that is stronger than a women? 80% of men are stronger than 90% of women anon, and personal experience tells me that women can’t fight for shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Feb 2021 20:39:42 No.121150637 Report

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>>121149940
>.t hostage right before getting shot to make an example

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Anonymous Thu 25 Feb 2021 20:44:06 No.121150720 Report

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>>121147291
Didn't work for Ghostbusters. Wouldn't work here. Stop ruining good movies with shitty unessesary gimmicked remakes and just make new movies.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Feb 2021 20:49:31 No.121150843 Report

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>>121147291
>See the actor involved with the lesbian remake
It wont sell

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Feb 2021 20:49:57 No.121150855 Report

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>>121147291
>Would it work?

No. Women have different motivations and it is unbelievable that a woman would risk her life for her ex-husband.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Feb 2021 20:55:53 No.121150982 Report

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>>121150855
>lesbian Die Hard
>Jane bails after five minutes
>finds out about the hostage situation 2 hours later while drowning her sorrows and contemplating if a rebound hookup with the slutty butch at the end of the bar would make her pathetic
Yes, but she goes for it anyway.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Feb 2021 22:12:01 No.121152501 Report

Quoted By: >>121152690

>>121147291
It would not, because there is 0% chance that a divorced woman would go to another city to watch her man christmas party, because somehow the man got the custody of their child.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Feb 2021 22:13:23 No.121152529 Report

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>>121149716
Uh, these are terrorists; they probably trained

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Feb 2021 22:24:52 No.121152690 Report

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>>121152501
No no she's a Lesbian you see.
Also they're separated not divorced in the original.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 Feb 2021 00:01:27 No.121154374 Report

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>>121149716
>I'm going to sneak around 20 terrorist woman with guns and defeat them all with my manly physique
How can you be this stupid

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 Feb 2021 00:04:46 No.121154436 Report

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>>121148717
>disregards the entire point of the post
A gun will still fuck someone up regardless of if they are 350 pounds of jacked muscle or not, dude.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 Feb 2021 00:07:20 No.121154489 Report

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>>121149716
Yeah sure, but literally none of that happened in the movie. The idea is that now instead of men terrorists they'd be women, none of the hostages were in such a position as you described to have that happen.

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Anonymous Fri 26 Feb 2021 00:37:34 No.121155210 Report

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>>121148633

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Anonymous Fri 26 Feb 2021 00:39:31 No.121155265 Report

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>>121147291
shot per shot remake with nor modernzaions? yah, I can see it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 Feb 2021 00:41:54 No.121155316 Report

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>>121147291
If they made it sexy, absolutely. They wouldn't do that though, so it would be garbage.

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