>>121126987The main thing I wanted to tell you is, I fucked my first pig. In fact, I fucked it twice -- once alive, once after it'd been half-cooked. Yep, I did it. See, my parents, brother and sister all live on a cattle/goat ranch in a small Texas town. My brother has been there for 15 years and runs the ranch -- a far cry from our common upbringing as suburban kids. (Only I remained a suburban-kid, and in fact am now an inner-city adult. But I still love the country, and my bro turned me onto some of the simpler pleasures.) He had this one big ol' hog -- a sow, of course -- and he didn't use it for breeding or anything, just for fucking. He has a wife and two kids like me, but when you're talking about an animal, I don't consider that adultery. Anyway, a sow has a vagina that feels pretty much identical to a human being's. My brother took me out to the little hogpen and fucked her first. I noticed he kept his eyes open, gazing intently at its heaving back muscles and little bristly hairs. Me, I had to fantasize I was fucking a human, or Connie, and kept my eyes closed. But it was pretty damn good, even with the sow constantly squealing and trying to run away. It's even better because of this coitus interruptus, in a way... you have to keep chasing her down and cornering her before you can continue. You build up a lot of spunk in this manner, and also get covered with mud and pig shit, which sort of adds to the whole thing in a funny way. When I came it was great. I wouldn't trade it for anything. Well, actually, my wife will always come first, but it was unforgettable.