>>120534453To: Anon, 4channel /co/ autist and Angel Dust aficionado
From: Dr. Hugh G. P. Ness, M.D.
Subject: Angel Dust, Happy Hotel client
Dear Anon,
Yes, yes that would certainly be a devastating refutation of my diagnosis if not for one issue, Mr. Angel Dust's abdomen is hardly 8 inches in diameter, with around 65% of his internal volume taken up by his internal organs and muscle tissue alone. You will note, from this diagram, that your typical arachnid possess a considerably thicker and wide abdomen in proportion to the rest of their body, an anatomical reality that Mr. Angel Dust sadly lacks. Although this does "bump up" the amount of neural tissue present within him, this is unfortunately quite marginal, likely less than 15%.
However I do understand the sentiment from you anon, its obvious that you care about Angel Dust a great deal and it must be distressing to hear that he is suffering such a debilitating ailment like this. But if you truly care about him, as a friend, he MUST receive treatment, or else his chances of redemption will be nill.
Sincerely,
Dr. Hugh G. P. Ness, M.D.
J. Mengele Memorial Medical Center, Pride Ring
