>>120501454>extorted money from the governmentActually, most people who wanna steal from the government just get into politics, which you can also make a detail for Janna.
Very likely, members of her family could be in the senate, or even the Whi- the Brown House.
I'm kidding. The actual presidential home is called Malacañang Palace.
It'd be kinda funny - Janna is vaguely related to the corrupt president of a banana republic.
Well, it's the Philippines, you don't need to say "corrupt", everyone just assumes.
And literally banana republic, as in the earliest bananas likely came from Southeast Asia, along with chickens.
There are so many varieties of banana in the region. You've heard of the blue ones in Thailand? Well, forget those, the color is purely a gimmick, and not worth the substandard texture. Non-Cavendish bananas are sweeter and far more diverse. Try any raw (even the rarely eaten raw pisang kepok as it's called in Indonesia) and you might wonder if the guy who sold you the hand (of bananas) added some sugar.
For bananas that actually have sugar on em, in some regions, they skewer bananas and fry them with sugar. I am not a big fan. Much better is something had in the Philippines called turon, which is bananas and jackfruit covered in a flour sort of wrapper and fried until shatteringly crispy
What was I talking about? Oh yeah.
I really love the idea of Janna's pillow talk being horrifying.
Also,
>lower property valueProperty values in Mindanao are already kinda low in places where shit like
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maguindanao_massacrehappens.
You'd be safe in the northeast of the island - i.e., fruity Christian Davao. There was only one bombing there in recent memory, and no one's really sure who did it.
Some people even theorize that the bombing was a false flag perpetrated by the president to justify increased authoritarianism.
Which is ... not at all unlikely, some people think that's what happened with the 70s Plaza Miranda bombings
