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I legitimately got a boner when Yellow Diamond effortlessly zapped Peridot into fucking nothingness the moment she charged at her. The cherry on top is when she didn't even remember who the fuck she was.
I wish I could've seen the dumbfounded look on her face when she regenerated. Seeing that stunted dwarf's ego completely destroyed knowing she got righteously sat the fuck down by the same bad bitch she used to bootlick... that shit would've made me go feral.
Seriously, she's a self-centered hobgoblin. A decadent imp. Useless, powerless, incapable. For fuck sakes, ferrokinesis? Really? What a pathetic power for an equally pathetic being. Wow, you can move metal around, so scary. How about I launch some metal bullets in your direction?
The audacity of this bitch to talk down to Pearl who can bring a fucking spear out of her head and shoot explosives from it. Of course, that's a more extreme contrast.
There is also her much simpler ability to REACH FOR HIGH PLACES because Pearl (and everybody else) isn't a botched pint-sized wimp.
The lack of self-awareness is insane, this narcissistic little piece of shit should be ashamed of her inept existence at all times.
Literally green feces in midget form. I'd pay good money for an AU episode where the Crystal Gems just bully and beat the ever-loving shit out of Peridot. Make that depression scene in "Back to the Kindergarten" look like a fucking joke. God, there isn't enough fanfics of this ignorant green homunculus getting tortured.