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Anonymous Mon 07 Dec 18:02:53 2020 No.119505178 View Reply Original Report

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How would The Architect fare in the DC or Marvel universe?

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Anonymous Mon 07 Dec 2020 18:04:03 No.119505195 Report

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>>119505178
Poor Wonder Woman’s waistline

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Anonymous Mon 07 Dec 2020 18:05:12 No.119505219 Report

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>>119505178
Wheatcakes, wheatcakes everywhere

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Anonymous Mon 07 Dec 2020 18:25:14 No.119505525 Report

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Would he date Big Bertha, or is the process the fun of it?

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Anonymous Mon 07 Dec 2020 18:31:36 No.119505636 Report

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>>119505219
Does anyone have the greentext of Peter getting all the women of the Marvel universe on wheatcakes

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Anonymous Mon 07 Dec 2020 18:33:47 No.119505676 Report

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team up with the blob

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Anonymous Mon 07 Dec 2020 18:34:10 No.119505684 Report

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>>119505636
This?
>Jen Walters is still moping about because her Hulk PTSD
>Hears a knock on the window
>Waiting is a nice warm styrofoam box
>"Cheer up, y.f.n.s-m."
>She opens up to find a large stack of wheatcakes and walks off panel
>Zoom in on Pete, leering from another window.
>One day later
>Jen is struggling to get into her jeans, her blouse doesn't quite fit right
>This triggers a Hulk out, cue a proportional to Jen's weight gain thiccer Grey She-Hulk rampaging through her apartment in her panties
>Cut to a very pleased Spider-man seemingly never have moved from that window

>Next Issue:Peter Volunteers for the X-men Pancake Breakfast
>Issue After that: Peter Volunteers for the Defenders Pancake Dinner
>Issue After Next: Peter founds the Avengers Pancake Brunch
>Women eat free
>Iron Heart Confronts him on this "why would women eat free?"
>Peter: So more guys will show up to meet women
>Iron Heart: It's a Brunch, not a Keggar
>Pete: "It still could be, Tony" Pete Winks
>Iron Heart: I'm Riri
>Pete: Don't be so hard on yourself, I think you're a pretty smart guy

>Final Issue: Thanos shows up to do what he usually does
>Pete finagles a Cosmic Cube, he uses it to conjure a 5 dimension Wheatcake
>Thanos: You PEST, I cannot be placated by your mediocre flat cakes. For my hunger doesn't roar from the pit of my stomach, but the pit of my SOUL. And it can only be sated by the vision of your corpses lining the Horizon
>Pete: But this isn't for you
>Just then the Abstract Death materializes in the physical realm, summoned by Pete's wheatcakes
>She takes a bite, almost immediately her body starts to fill out.
>Thanos is enraptured by his Mistress' new figure, he falls to his knees, with an elated look on his face he enters a catatonic state. The Infinity Gauntlet drops from his hand, the menace that is Thanos is dealt with once and for all.
>Pete grabs the gauntlet and puts it on his hand, he grabs a spatula
>Pete:Who wants seconds?

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Anonymous Mon 07 Dec 2020 18:38:31 No.119505771 Report

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>>119505684
>Iron Heart: I'm Riri
>Pete: Don't be so hard on yourself, I think you're a pretty smart guy
Goddammit you people

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Anonymous Mon 07 Dec 2020 18:42:03 No.119505823 Report

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>>119505178
Poorly. Far leftists and fat advocates actually hate fat fetishists because they think they only care about fat women for their bodies and not their personalities. Being fetishized offends them.

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Anonymous Mon 07 Dec 2020 18:53:07 No.119506054 Report

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>>119505178
What would he do with 40 cakes?

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Anonymous Mon 07 Dec 2020 18:56:49 No.119506130 Report

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Feed them to Lois Lane, the fattest woman in Metropolis.

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Anonymous Mon 07 Dec 2020 19:00:59 No.119506219 Report

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>>119506054
oh i think you know

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Anonymous Mon 07 Dec 2020 19:03:35 No.119506271 Report

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>>119505178
Quite unbeatable

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Anonymous Mon 07 Dec 2020 19:10:59 No.119506411 Report

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>>119505178
So a mutant with the power to control weight but it only works on women. He'd beat female villains by making them too fat to fight or too embarrassed to be seen in public. What would his superhero name and costume be?

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Anonymous Mon 07 Dec 2020 19:13:29 No.119506470 Report

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>>119506411
Fresh-Man 1500

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Anonymous Mon 07 Dec 2020 19:13:49 No.119506476 Report

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>>119506411
The Architect of course, with a grand design to make woman all over all the more curvier. I imagine it's literally just OP's pic with a Batroc the Leaper style mask mixed with the blue suit.

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Anonymous Mon 07 Dec 2020 19:13:54 No.119506478 Report

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>>119506411
He’s wearing a black version of Vergils outfit from DMC.

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SUPER AGGRO CRAG !!7x7KzlxQrrH Mon 07 Dec 2020 19:59:58 No.119507472 Report

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If his power works on Kryptonians, DC is donezo.

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Anonymous Mon 07 Dec 2020 20:10:27 No.119507703 Report

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>>119506411
Only Claremont can do this premise justice.

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Anonymous Mon 07 Dec 2020 20:32:43 No.119508160 Report

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>>119505684
Yes, that was it!

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Anonymous Mon 07 Dec 2020 20:33:13 No.119508171 Report

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>>119507472
What would a fat Power Girl gf be like?

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Anonymous Mon 07 Dec 2020 21:11:24 No.119508968 Report

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>>119507703
Clearly

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