>>119337052U!Rose: It was once a useful repository for story cliches, but over time became infested with idiots who just wanted to show how cool they were, and how their own lives were like the shows or book series they love. And what better way to show that love than to mercilessly dissect every aspect of the story until all that's left is its dessicated corpse, and the knowledge that their time could be better spent reading new stories?
U!John: he's not talking through you again, is he?
>John regrips the Hammer of Zillyhoo, still lugging it around for no other reason than for the reader to be excited. What need does this guy have for hammers when he still has his retcon abilities? Then again, he does still need it if he plans to smash my fucking skull into my workbench all that time ago just prior to Roxy & Calliope's picnic.U!John: no, there's no room for-
Dirk: I literally could not care less about your motivations right now, John. You wanna end this? Just do it, however you feel like. Let me make it easier for you.
>Dirk drops onto his knees, and bends forward until his head is lying on a perfectly placed stone. Davebot's emotions are even more imperceptible through his now metallic finish, but he still manages to convey a feeling of discomfort.Davebot: no
Davebot: dude
Davebot: at least put up some kinda fight
Davebot: cmon i just barely managed to hype myself up into doing shit other than mope around
Dirk: Nope. This story is ending today, one way or another. If not by me being killed, then the Sopranos method.
U!Rose: No one reading this remembers what The Sopranos is, Dirk. The last and oldest tv show they watched was the Supernatural finale. It's not 2009 anymore.
Dirk: You don't think I know that? Obscure references are this comic's bread and butter, and something like that now being obscure is half the reason why it should finally be moving on.
