I am so fucking mad at the way Adventure Time turned out that I'm going to make my own spite cartoon sequel to the show that will avoid any lawsuits. I will hammer the lore home so hard that all fans will recognize the parallels, but the courts will not. The fact that the writers made Finn a cuck makes me so assblasted I want to completely destroy and dismantle their entire timeline. The writers are complete midwit hacks who think they're clever by including surface level metaphors and allegories. It disgusts me by how people come to the conclusion that the show is clever. It makes me even more repulsed that they created a completely lackadaisical dyke romance that failed to be innovative or organic in any way whatsoever. The finales forced kiss and cringe-tier dialogue between the two "lesbians" was pitiful. It's like literal fan-fiction, and then they all sing to win. Steven Universe at least solidified the power of song and intertwined it with the shows storytelling methods. But in Adventure Time it showed us that incompetent, ignorant, idiotic hacks can blind the masses with lame song and dance.
I AM GOING TO DESTROY ADVENTURE TIME AND ANY LEGACY IT MAY HAVE HAD. THIS IS MY ONLY WARNING TO YOU /co/.
