>>119291538I mean, on the one hand, the most appropriate punishment for her would be identical to what happens to the dog at the end of "Chow Hound". She gets all the Pop Tarts she can eat, she turns into a fat behemoth absolutely stuffed to bursting, and then the Pop Tarts get together when she's too fat and stuffed to move, and they stuff even more Pop Tarts into her mouth until she bursts.
The trouble, of course, is that this very appropriate punishment involves a bunch of sapient Pop Tarts committing mass suicide.
