>i wake up in a cold sweat
>i step outside
>i can hear him coming
>quickly i pull my clothes off my body
>here he comes
>with my balls placed firmly on the ridge of my rooftop spiderman shoots his web and pulls tightly
>the cameras i set up prior take the photos
>Spiderman is now a wanted sex offender
>be me
>be John Jonah Jameson
>mfw
>i step outside
>i can hear him coming
>quickly i pull my clothes off my body
>here he comes
>with my balls placed firmly on the ridge of my rooftop spiderman shoots his web and pulls tightly
>the cameras i set up prior take the photos
>Spiderman is now a wanted sex offender
>be me
>be John Jonah Jameson
>mfw
