Disney still plans to remake ALL THE THINGS

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>Cruella, because Maleficent just wasn't enough
>The Little Mermaid, it's going to suck no matter who plays Ariel
>Peter and Wendy, which will definitely turn Wendy into yet another strong independent robot who don't need no personality
>Jungle Book Sequel, we can trust Disney to be faithful to the book right guys?
>The Lion King Follow-Up, because that needs to exist
>Snow White, because nothing is sacred
>Pinocchio, now with 100% more horrifying CGI
>Aladdin Sequel, to use none of the cool ideas from the animated film's follow-ups
>The Hunchback of Notre Dame, because it wasn't watered-down enough the first time
>Rose Red, that's right there's a Snow White spin-off before the remake is even finished
>Bambi, because The Lion King wasn't enough
>Hercules, but with more feminism most likely
>The Sword in the Stone, with 100% less T.H. White because Disney forgot who that was
>Robin Hood, because nobody learned anything from Cats
>Aladdin Spin-Off, because everyone was just dying to know the Genie's backstory
>Lilo & Stitch, need I say more?
>Tinker Bell, because that's the hill Disney wants to die on
>Prince Charming, because I have no idea
>The Chronicles of Prydain, which totally won't turn out like Artemis Fowl
>Night on Bald Mountain, let's hope to Belobog it got cancelled
>Rapunzel, because ten years is long enough
>The Snow Queen, because fucking Frozen
>Avatar 2, 3 & 4 (it counts as a Pocahontas remake), because both Disney and James Cameron love money