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Anonymous Tue 20 Oct 04:55:56 2020 No.118465695 View Reply Original Report

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Why would he claim to be jewish if he isn't circumcised?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Oct 2020 05:10:43 No.118465913 Report

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>>118465695
That's actually an interesting story. There's a reform sect of Judaism that doesn't circumcise

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Oct 2020 05:11:19 No.118465920 Report

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>>118465913
What are they called?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Oct 2020 05:14:17 No.118465968 Report

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>>118465920
Liberal Judaism or Progressive Judaism

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Oct 2020 05:21:13 No.118466075 Report

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When is he going to go all cyborg like Barry?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Oct 2020 05:25:56 No.118466138 Report

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>>118465695
So... he's still a schwartzer, but with chutzpah.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Oct 2020 05:33:36 No.118466232 Report

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>>118465695
I want to file an HR complaint.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 20 Oct 2020 07:29:35 No.118467435 Report

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>>118465695

I'm grandfather is Jewish and he ain't circumcised

Mainly because he was born during the the Holocaust to parents who were in hiding.

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Anonymous Tue 20 Oct 2020 07:31:54 No.118467463 Report

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>>118465695
My grandfather is Jewish and he ain't circumcised

Mainly because he was born during the the Holocaust to parents who were in hiding.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Oct 2020 07:32:40 No.118467470 Report

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>>118465968
So just regular atheist Jews then.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 20 Oct 2020 07:33:38 No.118467479 Report

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Ethiopian jew, just wasn't circumcized.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Oct 2020 07:42:27 No.118467548 Report

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>>118465695
sometimes adult converts get "circumcised" just by getting a pin prick on the foreskin

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Oct 2020 08:52:52 No.118468101 Report

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>>118467463
Based Nazi saving your grandfathers dick

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Oct 2020 08:54:20 No.118468112 Report

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>>118467548
Wtf? You can do that? Why even defile infant penises if this will suffice?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Oct 2020 08:55:02 No.118468115 Report

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>>118465968
Judaism is weird in that you can’t leave it no matter what. Even if you completely reject it they’ll still act like you and any of your offspring are Jewish

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Oct 2020 08:56:33 No.118468128 Report

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>>118468115
Almost like a cult or something...

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Oct 2020 09:00:55 No.118468165 Report

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I have to get circumcised soon because of phimosis and a tight frenulum. Should I use this occasion to become a Jew? There's a Jewish community center right next to my house and it seems like a good way to make connections.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Oct 2020 09:02:04 No.118468173 Report

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>>118465695
Gez it's almost like he's a spy and spy lies

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Oct 2020 09:02:45 No.118468183 Report

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>>118468173
Yeah, but you want to make your lie believable if you’re a spy dipshit

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Oct 2020 09:24:51 No.118468360 Report

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>>118467463
How do you know what your grandfather's dick looks like anon?

>>118467548
>a prick on the foreskin
normally it's the other way around

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Oct 2020 09:27:04 No.118468372 Report

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>>118468360

Very funny Jew, we'll kill you last.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Oct 2020 09:27:24 No.118468378 Report

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>>118468165
You'll always be a goy to them

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Oct 2020 09:33:22 No.118468424 Report

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>>118468360

Because his family moved to New York after the war and all the Jewish boys in gym class would bully him for having a "goy cock".

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Oct 2020 09:41:08 No.118468467 Report

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>>118468424
that is a very strange story for someone to share with their grandchildren.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Oct 2020 09:43:52 No.118468483 Report

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>>118465913
>>118465968
>>118467479
>>118467548
So I can finally convert without danger

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Oct 2020 10:25:25 No.118468761 Report

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>>118465695
Stolen Foreskin is a thing, Anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Oct 2020 10:32:17 No.118468817 Report

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>>118468115
cause it's a religion based on bloodline.
All jews must be descendant of Abraham

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Oct 2020 13:03:51 No.118470508 Report

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>>118465913
>>118465968
I know it, they're the ones that allow female rabbis.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Oct 2020 13:27:42 No.118470876 Report

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>>118468165
Can't you just stretch it out?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Oct 2020 14:15:45 No.118471563 Report

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>>118468115
Judaism is half ethnicity half religion. You can be ethnically Jewish but not practice the religion. You should browse /pol/ more you'll learn more about the history and culture of the jewish people more there than anywhere else. I mean it.

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Anonymous Tue 20 Oct 2020 14:17:04 No.118471580 Report

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