>>118312223>>118312229*jaw drops to floor, eyes pop out of sockets accompanied by trumpets, heart beats out of chest, awooga awooga sound effect, pulls chain on train whistle that has appeared next to head as steam blows out, slams fists on table, rattling any plates, bowls or silverware, whistles loudly, fireworks shoot from top of head, pants loudly as tongue hangs out of mouth, wipes comically large bead of sweat from forehead, clears throat, straightens tie, combs hair* *sprays breath freshener into mouth, looks in mirror, picks bits out Hungry Man (TM) out of teeth, pulls pants to chest level to visually enlarge upper body, pants fall down revealing goofy print underwear, pulls them up again briefly having turned red in the face*
