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Anonymous Sun 11 Oct 17:28:27 2020 No.118281588 View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>118281619 >>118281946 >>118282316 >>118282640 >>118282741

He cute

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Anonymous Sun 11 Oct 2020 17:29:17 No.118281606 Report

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>pilot Bill
shit taste. 30 year old Bill is the only correct choice.

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Anonymous Sun 11 Oct 2020 17:29:53 No.118281618 Report

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proof women ruin everything

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Anonymous Sun 11 Oct 2020 17:30:05 No.118281619 Report

Quoted By: >>118281677 >>118281781 >>118281810 >>118284316

>>118281588
Obviously this is a thread about how hot the Eltingville boys are, but you shouldn't let this distract you from the fact that in 1990, Robocop rescued Sting from a cage.

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Anonymous Sun 11 Oct 2020 17:30:30 No.118281625 Report

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He's literally me.

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Anonymous Sun 11 Oct 2020 17:33:30 No.118281677 Report

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>>118281619
Based Robertcop

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Anonymous Sun 11 Oct 2020 17:34:13 No.118281688 Report

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>>118281618
How is this ruining anything? The Eltingville threads tend to have a solid mix of actual discussion as well as hornyposting. It's not like half the waifu threads or tomboy/goth/fotm threads that result in pics being posted with no commentary or actual conversation. Plus these threads are cozy once they settle into themselves.

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Anonymous Sun 11 Oct 2020 17:35:41 No.118281708 Report

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>>118281618
>he says as the one thousandth waifu thread is posted.

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Anonymous Sun 11 Oct 2020 17:38:49 No.118281760 Report

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>>118281618
If anything I'd say it's proof Horny ruins everything, but on a comics and cartoon board that should be obvious

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Anonymous Sun 11 Oct 2020 17:39:30 No.118281769 Report

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>>118281618
Based.
Remember to do your part and report these threads.

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Anonymous Sun 11 Oct 2020 17:40:33 No.118281781 Report

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>>118281619
God was early 90's wrestling cringe.
>That fucking time chuckie appeared on wcw.

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Anonymous Sun 11 Oct 2020 17:40:46 No.118281789 Report

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>>118281769
i assume you're reporting the waifu threads and borderline loli porn threads too, right, anon?

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Anonymous Sun 11 Oct 2020 17:42:05 No.118281803 Report

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I got a haircut yesterday and now I look like this guy.

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Anonymous Sun 11 Oct 2020 17:42:34 No.118281810 Report

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>>118281619
Don't let Robocop distract you from the fact that at the 1997 Survivor Series the Undertaker threw Mankind off the top of the Hell in a Cell cage and he fell 16 feet into the announcer's table

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Anonymous Sun 11 Oct 2020 17:43:18 No.118281818 Report

Quoted By: >>118282681

does anyone have the greentexts from last time? specifically the good ending ones and Dad Pete AU ones. Those were actually great

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Anonymous Sun 11 Oct 2020 17:46:54 No.118281885 Report

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>>118281789
I report whatever I want
Now hold still while I clothesline you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sv3lXDnfds8

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Anonymous Sun 11 Oct 2020 17:50:39 No.118281946 Report

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>>118281588

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Anonymous Sun 11 Oct 2020 17:59:32 No.118282074 Report

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The Eltingville club goes trick or treating as a group, what are they dressed as?

>>118281606
All Bills are cute.

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Anonymous Sun 11 Oct 2020 18:01:56 No.118282116 Report

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>>118282074
Dorkin actually drew them in costumes recently. I still feel like Pete should've been some gorey monster or something, though.

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Anonymous Sun 11 Oct 2020 18:01:57 No.118282117 Report

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>>118281618
Based and blackpilled.

>>118281789
But of course. I hate loli and waifufags as much as the next man. I consume neither and respect neither.

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Anonymous Sun 11 Oct 2020 18:09:17 No.118282238 Report

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>>118282116
They’re adorable! I would give them full sized bars and a special grownup treat too.

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Anonymous Sun 11 Oct 2020 18:10:30 No.118282257 Report

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>>118282238
theyre all extra sweaty from walking around in their costumes too

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Anonymous Sun 11 Oct 2020 18:11:09 No.118282269 Report

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>>118282238
>special grownup treat too.
So pot brownies or acid filled gummies?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Oct 2020 18:11:14 No.118282271 Report

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>>118281618
No, retards ruin everything. 70% of everyone has sub-100 IQ.

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Anonymous Sun 11 Oct 2020 18:11:49 No.118282282 Report

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>>118282271
stupidity is bliss

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Anonymous Sun 11 Oct 2020 18:12:45 No.118282297 Report

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>>118282271
100% of women are retards

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Anonymous Sun 11 Oct 2020 18:13:52 No.118282316 Report

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>>118281588
Who?

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Anonymous Sun 11 Oct 2020 18:14:22 No.118282323 Report

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>>118282271
so 4chan is just eternally ruined got it.

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Anonymous Sun 11 Oct 2020 18:18:54 No.118282429 Report

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>>118282297
This, these threads are proof of that.

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Anonymous Sun 11 Oct 2020 18:22:47 No.118282497 Report

Quoted By: >>118282560

>>118282429
>>118282297
>>118282271
just ignore it if you don't like it

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Anonymous Sun 11 Oct 2020 18:26:55 No.118282560 Report

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>>118282497
Its existence is constant pollution on my eyes and brain.

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Anonymous Sun 11 Oct 2020 18:28:47 No.118282595 Report

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>>118282560
You stare at the catalog constantly?

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Anonymous Sun 11 Oct 2020 18:29:34 No.118282613 Report

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>>118282595
No shit

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Anonymous Sun 11 Oct 2020 18:30:57 No.118282640 Report

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>>118281588
Wish we had an actual series but even if it were made now it'd be too late.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Oct 2020 18:31:10 No.118282643 Report

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>>118282074
I just want to know what shit they start to get themselves or others injured and/or arrested. I feel like Halloween would present some fantastic opportunities for Eltingville hijinks.

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Anonymous Sun 11 Oct 2020 18:33:18 No.118282681 Report

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>>118281818
I got you senpai

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Anonymous Sun 11 Oct 2020 18:34:36 No.118282712 Report

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>>118282238
The candy bars with needles in them?

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Anonymous Sun 11 Oct 2020 18:35:24 No.118282741 Report

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>>118281588
Why is Bill the favorite among women when Jerry and Pete are superior in every way?

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Anonymous Sun 11 Oct 2020 18:36:09 No.118282752 Report

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Anonymous Sun 11 Oct 2020 18:37:30 No.118282777 Report

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>>118282741
he's a broken man and they want to fix him, no matter how futile it would be in reality.

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Anonymous Sun 11 Oct 2020 18:37:37 No.118282780 Report

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>>118282741
>Jerry and Pete are superior in every way
Of course they are but that makes them too boring to waifu

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Anonymous Sun 11 Oct 2020 18:44:32 No.118282911 Report

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>>118282780
Pete is hot too, but in a scrubby fuckboy way. Jerry is too pure to lust over, plus he has a gf.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Oct 2020 18:55:17 No.118283138 Report

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>>118282643
>the boys find out there's an Ultimate DC Fan sweepstakes running on candy bar wrappers
>trick or treating is the perfect ploy to mass collect the wrappers for the best chance to win
>they run around the neighborhood, stealing candy from little kids and raiding every house for them
>at the end of the night they've amassed hundreds of bars
>theyre on their way back home to start tearing them open to find the winning wrapper when they get cornered by all the little kids they stole from
>they tell the kids to fuck off, but the won't back down without a fight
>cue massive war between the eltingville boys and the neighborhood grade schoolers
>in the scuffle, some little girl picks up their bag of stolen candy and runs off with it, gloating
>Each club member has 3-4 children latched onto them like wild dogs
>eventually they give up and run home, crying, except Jerry, who passed out on the pavement
>a few days later they see on the local news the little girl who stole the candy back found the winning wrapper

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Anonymous Sun 11 Oct 2020 19:09:42 No.118283395 Report

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>>118282741
Jerry is the only one I wouldn’t bang, he’s taken and is too stable for me. I want excitement, and he wouldn’t bring it like Bill, Josh, or Pete would.

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Anonymous Sun 11 Oct 2020 19:26:42 No.118283649 Report

Quoted By: >>118283727

>the club goes to a haunted house attraction
>the club try to summon a succubus
>the club are forced to go on a fall camping trip, one gets separated from the group and turns feral after what turns out to have only been three hours in the woods
>the club compete against themselves and others in a costume contest

So many possibilities!

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Anonymous Sun 11 Oct 2020 19:30:35 No.118283727 Report

Quoted By: >>118283795

>>118283649
>the club are forced to go on a fall camping trip, one gets separated from the group and turns feral after what turns out to have only been three hours in the woods
oh my god i'd pay to read that.
>Club Spongebob style, they all go off on their own and try to out-survive the others, sabotaging eachother's tents and traps
>pete goes full feral child mode, running around on all fours and trying to befriend the coyotes
>jerry actually does pretty well for himself and acts like he's some lost fantasy ranger, logging his adventure in a notebook
>bill and josh begrudgingly try to form a treaty to team up and work together to survive but the're both secretly planning to stab the other in the back

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Anonymous Sun 11 Oct 2020 19:35:33 No.118283795 Report

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>>118283727
>someone comes to pick them up
>it’s Lord of the Flies tier chaos

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Anonymous Sun 11 Oct 2020 19:44:07 No.118283932 Report

Quoted By: >>118283956 >>118285302

lmao if the people lusting after this nigga get in the industry somehow we're gonna have a field day posting these.

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Anonymous Sun 11 Oct 2020 19:45:45 No.118283956 Report

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>>118283932
That's why you abort this shit now.

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Anonymous Sun 11 Oct 2020 19:48:49 No.118284005 Report

Quoted By: >>118284107

>>118283795
>Park rangers head out after Jerry and Josh's mothers frantically report them missing
>"Shit, Ed. Those broads back there were hysterical. I dunno what we're gonna tell them if we find their kids dead out here. It's bear season n' all."
>"It's only been half a day, Rick. How far could a buncha delinquents get in 7 hours?"
>they slowly drive through the woods, flashlights out, scanning for any signs of the boys.
>"It's gettin' late, still no sign of em. Don't these nimrods know not to wander when you get lost? Christ almighty."
>"Wait--wait, Ed, you hear that?"
>"The fuck? Issat wolves? It's too early!"
>They follow the strange, beastlike noises
>Start to see signs of carnage--discarded sneakers, torn graphic T shirts, crudely sharpened sticks, charred leaves and a broken lighter
>"What in god's name..?"
>The two rangers slowly walk closer and closer, flashlight and pistols at the ready.
>"...You think we should call the guys back at the post? I don't want to get in over our heads here."
>Suddenly the boys come careening out of the bushes in front of the rangers, whooping and shrieking like animals
>they're all mostly if not entirely naked, smeared with mud, blood, and other questionable substances
>bill lost his glasses and is blind as a bat, making him more volatile
>pete bit a chunk out of josh's arm
>jerry is crying more out of fear than wild rage
>The rangers, shocked into silence, come to their sentences and barrel back to their truck
>"GET IN GET IN GET IN! FUCK, HURRY UP, RICK!"
>"FLOOR IT, JESUS H CHRIST!"
>They tear off back to their posts, the boys hot on their trail like zombies out of World War Z

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Anonymous Sun 11 Oct 2020 19:54:47 No.118284107 Report

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>>118284005
Good lord what I'd give to see that in a cartoon

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Anonymous Sun 11 Oct 2020 19:55:32 No.118284122 Report

Quoted By: >>118284148 >>118284150 >>118284309 >>118285646

These threads give me a little hope that somewhere out there there's a girl that wouldn't be repulsed by me.

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Anonymous Sun 11 Oct 2020 19:56:44 No.118284148 Report

Quoted By: >>118284271

>>118284122
I'd kiss you, anon.

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Anonymous Sun 11 Oct 2020 19:56:51 No.118284150 Report

Quoted By: >>118284271

>>118284122
just don't be a completely irredeemable asshole and don't be afraid to talk to women. you'll find someone.

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Anonymous Sun 11 Oct 2020 20:02:59 No.118284271 Report

Quoted By: >>118284313

>>118284148
Thanks anon.
>>118284150
I'm afraid to talk to everyone desu. I can't remember the last time I spoke to another human being besides my parents.

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Anonymous Sun 11 Oct 2020 20:04:35 No.118284309 Report

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>>118284122
Do NOT fall for thr bullshit these threads utter.

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Anonymous Sun 11 Oct 2020 20:04:48 No.118284313 Report

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>>118284271
ah, its florida virgin anon. i hope you're doing ok down there, bud.

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Anonymous Sun 11 Oct 2020 20:04:57 No.118284316 Report

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>>118281619
Based Robocop saving Sting, but how come he never brought the perpetrators of Kevin Nash's brutal 1992 gangrape to justice?

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Anonymous Sun 11 Oct 2020 20:16:53 No.118284529 Report

Quoted By: >>118285266

>>118284107
I'd even take a comic, or just a few doodles. I wish we had more drawfags in these threads.

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Anonymous Sun 11 Oct 2020 20:25:32 No.118284680 Report

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Anonymous Sun 11 Oct 2020 20:39:54 No.118284940 Report

Quoted By: >>118285156

>>118284107
the pilot not being picked up for a series was a mistake

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Anonymous Sun 11 Oct 2020 20:51:39 No.118285156 Report

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>>118284940
It wouldn't have been the same or nearly as good as the comic, and probably would've spawned an even bigger autistic fujo fanbase if it had more than just the pilot. Let the Eltingville Club rest in peace now, left to these threads and storytimes to keep the flames alive.

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Anonymous Sun 11 Oct 2020 20:58:14 No.118285266 Report

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>>118284529
All I can really draw are pin-up style drawings, or I'd draw it myself.

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Anonymous Sun 11 Oct 2020 21:00:58 No.118285302 Report

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>>118283932
I can't wait

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Anonymous Sun 11 Oct 2020 21:18:01 No.118285578 Report

Quoted By: >>118285598 >>118285721

these threads are prowling ground for women that enjoy smelly, unwashed nerds
be warned

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Anonymous Sun 11 Oct 2020 21:18:55 No.118285598 Report

Quoted By: >>118285647

>>118285578
we know

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Anonymous Sun 11 Oct 2020 21:21:03 No.118285646 Report

Quoted By: >>118285674 >>118285707 >>118285721

>>118284122
Just remember that it's fantasy.
A lot of women have rape-fantasies but no one actually wants to get raped.

They might entertain the thought of someone as repulsive as Bill on a fantasy level but in reality no one would voluntarily touch a man as repulsive as that with a 10-foot pole.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Oct 2020 21:21:06 No.118285647 Report

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>>118285598
oh god they're already here

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Anonymous Sun 11 Oct 2020 21:22:47 No.118285674 Report

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>>118285646
don't say such horrible things, anon.

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Anonymous Sun 11 Oct 2020 21:22:50 No.118285675 Report

Quoted By: >>118285696

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Anonymous Sun 11 Oct 2020 21:23:57 No.118285696 Report

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>>118285675
I bet bill would hate being called Billy. Therefore I would call him that incessantly.

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Anonymous Sun 11 Oct 2020 21:24:22 No.118285707 Report

Quoted By: >>118285815 >>118285906

>>118285646
But what if I have a clamjamming fetish

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Anonymous Sun 11 Oct 2020 21:25:31 No.118285721 Report

Quoted By: >>118285755

>>118285646
I've seen far more repulsive people who have married and had kids. A guy like Bill, especially since he's at least physically attractive, would be a step up.

>>118285578
Counting down the weeks until conventions come back into style so I can have my pick of the greasy boys and turn a lucky one into a greasy man.

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Anonymous Sun 11 Oct 2020 21:26:33 No.118285749 Report

Quoted By: >>118285783 >>118285792

These threads are prowling ground for gay smelly men that enjoy smelly, unwashed straight nerds pretending to be women
be warned

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Anonymous Sun 11 Oct 2020 21:26:45 No.118285755 Report

Quoted By: >>118285960

>>118285721
>Bill
>physically attractive
what the fuck are you smoking he looks like an anthropomorphic zit

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Anonymous Sun 11 Oct 2020 21:27:43 No.118285783 Report

Quoted By: >>118285823

>>118285749
Nah they're women it's just that they're fucking annoying

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Anonymous Sun 11 Oct 2020 21:28:00 No.118285792 Report

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>>118285749
/haha/ but on /co/ and crossdressing and without the furry avatars?

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Anonymous Sun 11 Oct 2020 21:29:28 No.118285815 Report

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>>118285707
Then you're based

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Anonymous Sun 11 Oct 2020 21:29:44 No.118285823 Report

Quoted By: >>118285887 >>118285889 >>118285910 >>118285928

>>118285783
>nah they're women
I do not wish to even imagine what kind of disgusting hambeast would find bill attractive
I literally prefer the to entertain the idea it's just men playing pretend to the blue waffle tier shit the alternative would imply

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Oct 2020 21:33:01 No.118285887 Report

Quoted By: >>118285927

>>118285823
There are women who are willing to fuck and marry 500lb men, serial killers, and pedos, and you can't believe women would want to fuck a pimply, sweaty nerd?

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Anonymous Sun 11 Oct 2020 21:33:02 No.118285889 Report

Quoted By: >>118285928

>>118285823
>I literally prefer the to entertain the idea it's just men playing pretend
I legitimately wish this was the case.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Oct 2020 21:33:37 No.118285900 Report

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not every woman is a 10/10 bombshell or a 0/10 obeast. some are just average with weird tastes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Oct 2020 21:33:57 No.118285906 Report

Quoted By: >>118286045

>>118285707
I don't even wanna know.

But whatever it is fetishes rarely hold up in reality in a real situation.
No one into vore would ever actually enjoy actually getting eaten IRL for example. Fetishes can't overwrite core instincts such as survival and self-preservation.

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Anonymous Sun 11 Oct 2020 21:34:16 No.118285910 Report

Quoted By: >>118287125

>>118285823
Femanons are insane.

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Anonymous Sun 11 Oct 2020 21:35:03 No.118285927 Report

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>>118285887
Yes.

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Anonymous Sun 11 Oct 2020 21:35:05 No.118285928 Report

Quoted By: >>118285994 >>118286014 >>118286110 >>118286147 >>118287149

>>118285889
>>118285823
Why the hell does this piss you off so much? I don't understand why it triggers this board so much. You'd think it would be a welcome change from the old "wahhh women only want perfect chads with muscles and perfect teeth" bullshit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Oct 2020 21:36:45 No.118285960 Report

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>>118285755
Life isn't like your animes where there is only one chief look to be attractive. Looking at any face given enough time and the right personality can be attractive.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Oct 2020 21:38:14 No.118285994 Report

Quoted By: >>118286028 >>118286162

>>118285928
They're so used to thinking no woman would fuck them because they're not greek gods, that when they're told otherwise and given proof that there are lots of women into nerdy guys, they refuse to believe it because it hurts less than admitting they were wrong and could've easily had a girlfriend by now. It comes from a place of fear, depression, and shame.

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Anonymous Sun 11 Oct 2020 21:39:07 No.118286014 Report

Quoted By: >>118286162

>>118285928
It irritates me.

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Anonymous Sun 11 Oct 2020 21:39:55 No.118286023 Report

Quoted By: >>118286079 >>118286103 >>118286146 >>118286162 >>118286219 >>118286553

Women on 4chan scare me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Oct 2020 21:40:10 No.118286028 Report

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>>118285994
And when they see women with plain/"ugly"/imperfect boyfriends or husbands, they start calling her a whore or a cheater or trying to convince themselves theres some ulterior motive to wanting to be with someone who isnt a ken doll. It's baffling the mental gymanstics they'll go through to make themselves feel better.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Oct 2020 21:41:08 No.118286045 Report

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>>118285906
>I don't even wanna know.
The female equivalent of blueballing, dumbo

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Anonymous Sun 11 Oct 2020 21:42:10 No.118286060 Report

Quoted By: >>118286201

This panel is like a goddamn pressure plate, it turns me on so bad. He's so fucking sexy, no character has made me feel this flustered and hot in years. Just seeing his face sends me into a frenzy. I don't even know why, it feels wrong, but I can't help it. I want to fuck him like an animal.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Oct 2020 21:43:11 No.118286079 Report

Quoted By: >>118286116 >>118286162

>>118286023
When you think about it, cute, mentally stable socially recluse women are a biological impossibility. Unlike handsome, mentally stable socially recluse men like myself.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Oct 2020 21:44:51 No.118286103 Report

Quoted By: >>118286162

>>118286023
I wish one glance at this place would just instantly kill them

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Oct 2020 21:45:20 No.118286110 Report

Quoted By: >>118286211 >>118287245

>>118285928
Women going for bad genetic material is bad for the species.

They gotta want me because my material is so good, y'know? They gotta want me, but not because of me matching some weird fetish, but because I'm high on the conventionally attractive normal chad metrics of attraction, even though I'm a pasty nerd.
"For the real me", y'know?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Oct 2020 21:45:41 No.118286116 Report

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>>118286079
>4chan
>mentally stable
hahahaha

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Anonymous Sun 11 Oct 2020 21:47:34 No.118286146 Report

Quoted By: >>118286162 >>118286219

>>118286023
Women scare me.

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Anonymous Sun 11 Oct 2020 21:47:37 No.118286147 Report

Quoted By: >>118286162 >>118286165

>>118285928
I'm just scared of the kind of woman who would regularly post on 4chan. A man I can understand, he's got nowhere else to go in most cases. A woman has plenty of places to go, so if she posts here on a daily basis she must be off her fucking rocker.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Oct 2020 21:48:38 No.118286162 Report

Quoted By: >>118286210 >>118286219

>>118286014
>>118285994
>>118286147
>>118286146
>>118286023
>>118286103
>>118286079

>I am scared of women: the thread

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Anonymous Sun 11 Oct 2020 21:48:45 No.118286165 Report

Quoted By: >>118286202

>>118286147
>men still thinking women are somehow so completely different from men they couldnt possibly use 4chan unless she's a mental case
christ it's like 18th century niggas thinking a woman could die from reading too many books or breathing too much ocean air

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Oct 2020 21:49:36 No.118286182 Report

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So are you all just like gay men or mtf trannies?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 11 Oct 2020 21:50:05 No.118286198 Report

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Imagine

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Oct 2020 21:50:13 No.118286201 Report

Quoted By: >>118286239

>>118286060
I know right? I just want to pin him down and have my way with him. He makes me feel rabid.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Oct 2020 21:50:18 No.118286202 Report

Quoted By: >>118286286

>>118286165
>completely different from men
never said that, I'm just saying that they have plenty of places to go to
but it is true, 4chan has been filling up with casuals in the past half a decade
that's probably it

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Oct 2020 21:50:30 No.118286210 Report

Quoted By:

>>118286162
Sure whatever now go

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Oct 2020 21:50:33 No.118286211 Report

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>>118286110
>is bad for the species.
Because this one faggot right here is the only hope for humanity. This is some narcissism here.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 11 Oct 2020 21:50:47 No.118286219 Report

Quoted By:

>>118286023
>>118286146
>>118286162
Humans scare me.
https://youtu.be/ntfYJGf4cq8

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Oct 2020 21:51:44 No.118286231 Report

Quoted By: >>118286264 >>118286286

I just want to rub a tummy and have my head patted and hold someone's hand please don't cut off my testicles

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Oct 2020 21:51:57 No.118286239 Report

Quoted By:

>>118286201
Imagine the spastic virgin sex. He'd probably cum in minutes after a bit of frenzied humping and panting.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Oct 2020 21:54:25 No.118286264 Report

Quoted By:

>>118286231
Then you're definitely in the wrong place little boy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Oct 2020 21:55:49 No.118286286 Report

Quoted By: >>118286390

>>118286202
I've been here since about 2008, I even used to tripfag when I first joined. I just wanted a place to talk about Batman at first, but as I've grown I've always found myself coming back. I'm stuck here forever.

>>118286231
What a coincidence, I'd love to pat a cute boys head and hold his hand! I mean I also want to do unspeakable things too, but you have to balance it out with cuteness, you know?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 11 Oct 2020 21:56:27 No.118286294 Report

Quoted By: >>118286322

Lets get a few more greentexts in before it gets derailed again, i'm building a folder of em.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Oct 2020 21:56:37 No.118286301 Report

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im starting to realize why boys think girls have cooties now

jesus christ

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Oct 2020 21:57:36 No.118286322 Report

Quoted By: >>118286343

>>118286294
Give me an idea and I'll try and write something.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Oct 2020 21:58:29 No.118286343 Report

Quoted By: >>118286364

>>118286322
sexual or non sexual, cause i have several ideas i might draw some shit too if i have the time after work

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Oct 2020 21:59:42 No.118286364 Report

Quoted By: >>118286461

>>118286343
Either's fine, I'll work with what I can.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Oct 2020 22:01:18 No.118286390 Report

Quoted By: >>118286466 >>118286608

>>118286286
Shoot, I've been here since 2008 myself. Classmate told me about /b/ back in 9th grade and then I joined the mlp bandwagon on /co/ after seeing the /b/read a year afterwards.
Can you snap my neck between your thighs like real fast

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Oct 2020 22:05:21 No.118286461 Report

Quoted By: >>118287452

>>118286364
Ok. If you want something more sexual
>meeting one of the boys in a comic shop right before closing time, flirty hijinks ensue
>movie theater bj

non sexual:
>the guys discuss the star wars sequels
>the guys' reacting to the pastel horse show
>someone admits they liked the She Ra reboot and fighting breaks out

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Oct 2020 22:05:38 No.118286466 Report

Quoted By: >>118286492 >>118286518 >>118286536

>>118286390
>brony
>nearing his 30s
>most likely a virgin scared to talk to women
Now you're getting somewhere.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Oct 2020 22:07:28 No.118286492 Report

Quoted By: >>118286536

>>118286466
>into bronies
you have impeccable nerd taste.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 11 Oct 2020 22:08:56 No.118286518 Report

Quoted By: >>118286546 >>118286586

>>118286466
I don't know if I should be ashamed, scared or pleasantly surprised

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Oct 2020 22:09:39 No.118286536 Report

Quoted By:

>>118286466
>>118286492
I know that I'm a failure of a man, but this was supposed to be my safe place where I could talk about 90's cartoons with other losers without anyone judging me. Please go, and stay go.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Oct 2020 22:10:04 No.118286546 Report

Quoted By: >>118286565 >>118286623

>>118286518
desu don't get head over heels over people saying how much of a manchild you are

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Oct 2020 22:10:24 No.118286553 Report

Quoted By: >>118286623 >>118286644

>>118286023
Me and plenty of my female friends visit this and other boards and none of us is out of the ordinary. The most nuthead women I've met online are deep into shipping, be it twitter voltron or 2000s harry potter forums, or way too open about the weird shit they're into like Nemu or Todokara.
Or they're r9k regulars. God r9k girls are so fucking insane

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Oct 2020 22:11:06 No.118286565 Report

Quoted By: >>118286593

>>118286546
but I never get compliments
not even offhand compliments
I'll take what I can

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Oct 2020 22:11:55 No.118286586 Report

Quoted By:

>>118286518
It's bait

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 11 Oct 2020 22:12:08 No.118286590 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Oct 2020 22:12:13 No.118286593 Report

Quoted By:

>>118286565
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E6pP0YO8KGQ

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Oct 2020 22:13:12 No.118286608 Report

Quoted By: >>118286664

>>118286390
I very briefly fell into that bandwagon too, got out of it around the time they added more princesses. I remember my mom being very excited I was finally getting into something girly for a change.

No, it's not fair if you get to leave and I don't. We're stuck here forever.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Oct 2020 22:13:37 No.118286623 Report

Quoted By:

>>118286546
let him have this, christ
>>118286553
same. i have one friend who's a self proclaimed femcel and goes on /r9k/ frequently as well as the one other website.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Oct 2020 22:14:40 No.118286644 Report

Quoted By: >>118286674

>>118286553
>/r9k/ girls
How in the love of God?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Oct 2020 22:15:30 No.118286664 Report

Quoted By: >>118286696

>>118286608
oh god I'm shaking please stop being nice to me but don't leave
I have no idea why I am shaking
sorry

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Oct 2020 22:15:54 No.118286674 Report

Quoted By:

>>118286644
believe it or not, there are awkward, ugly, or socially awkward women who don't want to go whore themselves out like everyone seems to think they do.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Oct 2020 22:17:09 No.118286696 Report

Quoted By: >>118286747 >>118286781

>>118286664
Jesus christ dude. If talking to someone who says she's a girl on the internet turns you into such a nervous wreck what are you even gonna do when you get laid? Start screaming and pissing on the bed? Maybe shit yourself?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 11 Oct 2020 22:18:16 No.118286730 Report

Quoted By: >>118286835

Man I hope I turn out a little better than some of these wizards. I probably won't though. I dropped out of highschool and I'm too stupid and spastic to get my GED so I'm fucked. But at least I have you guys I guess.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Oct 2020 22:19:22 No.118286747 Report

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>>118286696
>implying he could ever get laid
He would probably curl up into a ball and hide in a corner. It's not even fun bullying these ones.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 11 Oct 2020 22:21:02 No.118286781 Report

Quoted By: >>118286806 >>118286885

>>118286696
No, don't scare him off! He's a delicate faun of a boy and I'm a hiker with dried corn.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 11 Oct 2020 22:22:17 No.118286806 Report

Quoted By: >>118286885

>>118286781
just swap emails already, i want to talk about the eltingville boys

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Oct 2020 22:23:34 No.118286835 Report

Quoted By:

>>118286730
I believe in you zoom just recently dropped out of my associates program but I still managed to get my first office job at 24

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Oct 2020 22:25:31 No.118286885 Report

Quoted By: >>118286955

>>118286806
oh jeez
sorry
>>118286781
I accept your gracious offer of munchy corn
uh, do you have discord or something
I don't use it for basically anything but one server
or we could exchange mails like back in the dialup times
you can give me a thorwaway one if you want, it's cool I don't wanna be a bother

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Oct 2020 22:29:34 No.118286955 Report

Quoted By: >>118286993 >>118287000

>>118286885
Somebody's about to be caged under some chick's bed again.

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Anonymous Sun 11 Oct 2020 22:31:34 No.118286993 Report

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>>118286955
That's

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Anonymous Sun 11 Oct 2020 22:31:53 No.118287000 Report

Quoted By: >>118287053 >>118287105

>>118286955

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 11 Oct 2020 22:32:10 No.118287009 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Oct 2020 22:34:23 No.118287053 Report

Quoted By: >>118287118

>>118287000
I remember that screencap
turns out it was just a shitpost, the original pic was a couple of lesbians just doing some regular BDSM stuff.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Oct 2020 22:36:37 No.118287105 Report

Quoted By:

>>118287000
just noticed the condom wrapper on the floor and the hitachi

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Oct 2020 22:37:11 No.118287118 Report

Quoted By: >>118287158

>>118287053
>that's a woman's bed
you know the pic is what always had me convinced, it looks so much like some weeb tard's room. women are scary

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Oct 2020 22:37:28 No.118287125 Report

Quoted By:

>>118285910
>mom found the blood bottle

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Oct 2020 22:38:29 No.118287149 Report

Quoted By:

>>118285928
Its funny to me so its not real

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Oct 2020 22:38:53 No.118287158 Report

Quoted By: >>118287251

>>118287118
That they are, anon. They're very much the scariest thing I can think of.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Oct 2020 22:43:14 No.118287245 Report

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>>118286110
>caring for the human race
Fucking faggot nobody gives a shit about cleaning the gene pool or shit like that. If you really cared you would fix yourself by now or ended your life but here you are still scrolling through these threads "woe is me" and fapping to the next girl thread that comes by. Fix yourself motherfucker and get rid of that defeatist attitude. I am a lazy 80kg dude who faps twice a day and walks 5mins max and i got a date tomorrow, you have no excuses cocksucker.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Oct 2020 22:43:27 No.118287251 Report

Quoted By: >>118287264 >>118287299

>>118287158
ngl, I have a deep seated fear of women. Like I'm going to disappoint them someway and they're going to hit me. Probably thanks to having older sisters growing up.

Thankfully I'm a Linux admin who works with supercomputers, so I've only had to deal with one woman professionally in the past ten years.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 11 Oct 2020 22:44:06 No.118287263 Report

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>>118281618
Based Frogchad

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 11 Oct 2020 22:44:17 No.118287264 Report

Quoted By: >>118287327

>>118287251
>he's a linux admin
do you wear glasses?

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Anonymous Sun 11 Oct 2020 22:45:34 No.118287296 Report

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I deserve this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Oct 2020 22:45:47 No.118287299 Report

Quoted By:

>>118287251
that sounds comfy

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Oct 2020 22:47:25 No.118287327 Report

Quoted By: >>118287350

>>118287264
Yes. They reflect the green glow of my terminal screen as I write shell scripts in vi as my forefathers did.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 11 Oct 2020 22:48:24 No.118287350 Report

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>>118287327
bless you, sexy linuxanon.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 11 Oct 2020 22:49:58 No.118287387 Report

Quoted By: >>118287570

>prequel episode of the EC as little kids showcasing their shitty childhoods and the seeds of their obsession, specifically Bill and Josh
>something similar to the Anime Club where an opposing club pops up at school that actually appreciates comics and shit- Bill immediately finds them a problem and the EC works to systematically destroy them
>running dynamic where every member of the gang ends up being happier on their own (except Bill) but always end up stuck back to each other
>episode where Bill and Josh team up and are actually a really good team but it only happens like one time in the entire show
>season finale where a local con is being held with a special guest appearance by some Zack Snyder type who is generally considered a hack and the EC gather up most of the minor characters from earlier in the season to make sure a con is never held in the city ever again

It's a shame that the animated show was never picked up because the material writes itself

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Oct 2020 22:53:35 No.118287452 Report

Quoted By:

>>118286461
Rolled a dice and got the number corresponding to Pete, so that's who I went with. I've never written a blowjob before so this is pretty quick.
>gone to the theater to watch some slasher remake
>theater is surprisingly packed, only one seat left
>it's next to some skeezy looking teenager you see around town sometimes
>jesus christ is that a unibrow?
>whatever, sit beside him anyway
>guy smells like corn syrup, sweat, and his elbow is jabbing you
>the movie starts, the theater is silent
>that fucking nerd, what was his name? Pete? who cares, either way, he opens his mouth and won't shut up
>"hell yeah, tit's in the first fifteen minutes, they know what the fans want!" "That's a long fuckin' prologue, title ain't even on screen yet!" "they're so stupid, of course that's a shitty place to hide!"
>you can't take it anymore and shush him
>he flips you off "blow me, bitch. I'm tryin' to watch the movie"
>fed the fuck up and desperate to enjoy the movie without his commentary
>looking at the screen, its a slow part developing future victims
>got out of your chair and in front of his
>pulled his zipper down before he can even react
>"WOAH, what the fuck?"
>he's startled, you shush him again and this time he actually keeps his fucking mouth closed
>this grimy nerd is surprisingly a lot bigger than you thought
>you get your mouth around his dick and take as much in as you can
>his shaking hand grips your hair, pulling you down further
>you keep listening to hear when the movie will pick up again
>suspense is building and his hand tightens in your hair
>suddenly your head is pushed all the way down to the base
>he fucking came in your mouth without even so much as a warning
>turn around just in time to see a redneck get fucking destroyed on screen
>"If you tell anyone about this, you're dead, got it?" you threaten him
>the next day
>his entire fucking club knows

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Oct 2020 22:56:53 No.118287505 Report

Quoted By: >>118287528 >>118287676

Die.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Oct 2020 22:58:18 No.118287528 Report

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>>118287505
anon stop you know aggravated insults/threats only encourage them

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Anonymous Sun 11 Oct 2020 23:00:19 No.118287570 Report

Quoted By: >>118287593

>>118287387
>something similar to the Anime Club where an opposing club pops up at school that actually appreciates comics and shit- Bill immediately finds them a problem and the EC works to systematically destroy them

Maybe the Northwest Comix Collective?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Oct 2020 23:01:23 No.118287593 Report

Quoted By:

>>118287570
Aaron is objectively hotter than bill

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Oct 2020 23:03:28 No.118287643 Report

Quoted By: >>118287691

>>118281946
lmfao does anyone have any more eltingville/memri-tv crossovers?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 11 Oct 2020 23:04:55 No.118287673 Report

Quoted By:

>>118282074
Agreed. You don't have be so hostile, Len

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Oct 2020 23:05:04 No.118287676 Report

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>>118287505
I'm already dead.
I am quite sure that this is hell.

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Anonymous Sun 11 Oct 2020 23:05:46 No.118287691 Report

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>>118287643
Not that I know of, maybe we could make more

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