>>117796324>https://www.vox.com/2014/11/8/7157065/dunham-child-abuse>>117804786>>117804896>Explosion>Enter Lord FlashheartIi-ii-iiiit's... ME!
HOORAY!
Now listen here you massive pair of posturing penile pustules, let's use some common bloody sense about the whole thing, alright? And take what I'm about to say... with a pinch of salt...
She shouldn't be in the dock for being a nonce, not when she ought to be IN MY PANTS! WOOF!
This is because she did that shit there when she was seven years old, and while it is an incredibly VOMIT-INDUCING thing to even talk about - especially as you BASTARDS should be talking about how great I am - kids are horrible little weirdos who do stuff like this, and it's NOT being A NONCE.
This is according to the nice bit of skirt psychiatrist in the article and I like to defer to experts. Also, the original article accusing her of this said she was seventeen, which is not true, at least according to what you posted there. Shee was SEVEN. There's only ONE thing around her that's SEVENTEEN, and that's the NUMBER of ORGASMS I could give her CAR just by SITTING IN IT. WWWWOOOOOOF!
And it was her little sister who did that unmentionable thing of putting the pebbles in her OWN private areas! Lena never put anything in anybody's private areas even as an adult. It was too HARD, because she was TOO BUSY writing funny satire, unless you're talking about the HARD THING she put in MY private areas! ALL THREE FEET OF IT! DUH-UH-UBLE WOOF!
So read on, chaps, but make sure you read critically and avoid taking any accusations for granted, especially with something serious like pedophilia! Otherwise we get LYNCH MOBS, and they're NEVER good, unless you're a KINKY BUGGER! Always check multiple sources, and make sure you do, or I'll fly back to England and give your WIFE some of MY SPECIAL SAUCE you philandering turd breath!
>Punches OP>Explosion>Gone 
