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Anonymous Sat 29 Aug 21:59:02 2020 No.117295419 View Reply Original Report

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ITT: You are Bob Belcher for 24 hours. How do you spend your day?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Aug 2020 22:00:37 No.117295449 Report

Quoted By: >>117295799

>>117295419
Buy a gun and kill my wife and children .

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Aug 2020 22:01:04 No.117295457 Report

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>>117295419
Shoot myself in the head instantly.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Aug 2020 22:01:27 No.117295470 Report

Quoted By: >>117302773

Rape Jimmy Pesto

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Aug 2020 22:02:19 No.117295487 Report

Quoted By: >>117300099 >>117301754 >>117302538 >>117302993

>>117295419
I plow linda for 12 hours and then go across the street to bitch slap jimmy pesto

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 29 Aug 2020 22:03:27 No.117295519 Report

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>>117295419
pumping best girl full of cum

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Aug 2020 22:07:22 No.117295585 Report

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>>117295519
You are a fucking monster, but I almost want to see it happen just for the aftermath after you leave bob's body.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Aug 2020 22:10:19 No.117295628 Report

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>>117295519
b-b-based!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 29 Aug 2020 22:13:48 No.117295693 Report

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>>117295419
Send the kids off to Gayle or Teddy, drink some wine, fuck Linda's brains out, and cook some quality burgers for us to eat afterwards.

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Anonymous Sat 29 Aug 2020 22:16:19 No.117295754 Report

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>>117295419
Have sex with Linda

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 29 Aug 2020 22:16:37 No.117295759 Report

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>>117295519

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Aug 2020 22:17:48 No.117295781 Report

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Probably slave over a hot grill for sixteen hours then sleep.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Aug 2020 22:18:37 No.117295799 Report

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>>117295449
But kill Jimmy Pesto first.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Aug 2020 22:19:38 No.117295822 Report

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>>117295419
Give Louise a mask, gun, stack, duct tape, and car keys.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Aug 2020 22:32:42 No.117296070 Report

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>>117295419
do dick all for 23:55 hours then shit myself in front of my entire family and eat from my shitty underwear for the last five minutes to see what happens after i leave his body

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Aug 2020 23:36:50 No.117297277 Report

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>>117295419
Hire staff
Tell wife to get a job
Stop closing restaraunt for bs

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Aug 2020 23:39:19 No.117297321 Report

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>>117295419
is bob there for the ride? can he see/experience what I am doing?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Aug 2020 00:33:32 No.117298573 Report

Quoted By: >>117299951

Fucking Linda, showering with Linda, napping with Linda, tell the kids how cool much I care for them, and then doing lots of weird freaky shit with Linda.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Aug 2020 00:41:15 No.117298744 Report

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>>117295419
The Normies Kelp Out! Burger
Tuna patty, seaweed topping and there was a really delicious tofu based dish that had a sweet nutty flavor that I ate at a chinese dinner some years ago, but I selected by picture.

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Anonymous Sun 30 Aug 2020 01:33:06 No.117299951 Report

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>>117295693
>>117295754
>>117298573
BASED

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Anonymous Sun 30 Aug 2020 01:35:26 No.117300002 Report

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>>117296070
But what about your 4:30 meeting?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Aug 2020 01:38:58 No.117300091 Report

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Inside Linda

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Aug 2020 01:39:20 No.117300099 Report

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>>117295487
Best answer.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Aug 2020 01:45:26 No.117300240 Report

Quoted By: >>117300284

Pay some crackhead to burn down Pesto's

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Aug 2020 01:47:14 No.117300284 Report

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>>117300240
Mickey.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 30 Aug 2020 02:00:06 No.117300604 Report

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WHERE IS THE MOVIEEEEEEE

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Aug 2020 02:13:56 No.117300917 Report

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>>117300604
Lol, I dunno

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Aug 2020 02:39:41 No.117301528 Report

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Find a way to destroy Jimmy Pesto's restaurant and not getting in trouble. But I'm not involving Tina in that plot because she keeps screwing up.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Aug 2020 02:48:30 No.117301754 Report

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>>117295487
Based

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Aug 2020 02:53:31 No.117301876 Report

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Post Jimmy Pesto’s diaper sex photos on the internet.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 30 Aug 2020 03:18:38 No.117302483 Report

Quoted By: >>117302580

>immediately lock Linda in a closet so I don't have to deal with her
>kick Gene in the ribs hard enough to knock the wind out of him
>tell Tina Jimmy Jr. is a fag and not worth her time
>buy and gift Louise a gun
>lock Jimmy Pesto in his meatlocker
A day well spent.

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Anonymous Sun 30 Aug 2020 03:20:58 No.117302538 Report

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>>117295487
Add that you'd then cross the street again to get right back to plowing Linda and I'll agree with you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Aug 2020 03:22:15 No.117302580 Report

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>>117302483
I forgot
>call up Teddy, tell him he's my best friend
>strangle Gayle

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Aug 2020 03:24:42 No.117302642 Report

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>>117295419
get dreeb to make more borglar

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Aug 2020 03:25:32 No.117302665 Report

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>>117295419
Making burgers

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Aug 2020 03:30:32 No.117302773 Report

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>>117295470
kek

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Aug 2020 03:34:42 No.117302876 Report

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>>117295419
Baking murgers

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Aug 2020 03:40:27 No.117302993 Report

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>>117295487
>Not plowing louise

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Anonymous Sun 30 Aug 2020 03:41:35 No.117303023 Report

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>>117302993

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Anonymous Sun 30 Aug 2020 05:24:46 No.117306055 Report

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>>117295419
take a fat steamy shit, after checking the toilet seat of course

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Aug 2020 05:29:22 No.117306223 Report

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>>117302993
She's for after beating Jimmy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Aug 2020 05:41:32 No.117306582 Report

Quoted By: >>117307371

>>117295419
>Start the morning by fucking Linda's brains out
>Make sure the kids hear it
>Open up restaurant
>Burger of the day: The Gouda, The Bad and The Ugly
>Close up half way through the day because fuck it
>Beat the shit out of Jimmy Pesto
>Tell Jr that if he does anything with Tina I'll turn him into the next burger of the day and that I've had her first anyways
>Get drunk with Mr.Fischoeder on the roller coaster
>Beat the shit out of Pesto again
>End the day with several hours of raping Louise's mouth

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Anonymous Sun 30 Aug 2020 05:44:57 No.117306670 Report

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>>117295419
Do I wake up in my own bed as Bob?
Or do I wake up as Bob in the Bobs Burgers Universe?
If its the former, I rape as many people as I can and laugh at the manhunt in the news the next day. If its the latter, I spend the day plowing Louise.

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Anonymous Sun 30 Aug 2020 06:12:35 No.117307371 Report

Quoted By: >>117307800

>>117306582
This greentext was great and had me guffawing until you ruined it with pedo incest shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Aug 2020 06:26:40 No.117307734 Report

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Flipping burgers
Listening to Teddy gab all day about nothing
Getting into fights with Jimmy Pesto
Listening to Linda's stupid suggestions
Wondering why my kids turned out all fucked in the head in one form or another
Totally forgetting that y REAL name is Sterling Archer, and that I once worked for a secret service agency, and left it all behind because my mom got married
Forgetting that I have mommy issues
Wondering if I'm going to make enough money to get Mr. Fish Oder off my back for another month.
Wondering how I'm going to get Hugo off my back for once and for all.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Aug 2020 06:29:29 No.117307800 Report

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>>117307371
Have you forgotten where you are?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Aug 2020 06:31:04 No.117307841 Report

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>>117307734
>Mr. Fish Oder
lol

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Aug 2020 06:31:25 No.117307851 Report

Quoted By: >>117307931 >>117309495

Bang Linda and Gayle

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Anonymous Sun 30 Aug 2020 06:34:50 No.117307931 Report

Quoted By: >>117309209

>>117307851
>Bang Linda
Yes!

>and Gayle
No.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Aug 2020 06:48:36 No.117308229 Report

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Tell Buck Strickland to kiss off and then go bang Minh.

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Anonymous Sun 30 Aug 2020 07:37:45 No.117309209 Report

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>>117307931
Yes anon both and the balloons

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Anonymous Sun 30 Aug 2020 07:54:16 No.117309495 Report

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>>117307851
>*Bang Linda and Miss Jacobson
FTFY

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