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Well, you see Perry the Platypus, back in Gimmelshtump, I was constantly made fun of for having unnaturally hairy legs as a little boy, they would call me names as I walked by. Eventually my legs got so hairy that I would constantly step on my hairs and trip over them, making them laugh at me even more! I tried everything to try to shave them but anything I did never seemed to work, so I resorted to just wearing thigh-high stockings to cover them up. But now, ever since my brother Roger brought out the town's supply of thigh-high stockings for the bi-annual Tri State Area Thigh High Stocking Extravaganza, I've taken matters into my own hands with my HAIRY LEG-INATOR! Everybody I zap with this puppy will have hairy legs and will have no choice but to run over to me and make me their ruler for having the hairiest legs in the Tri-State area!
