>>116781794An admirable attempt, you conundrumming cad, but you'll have to do better if you want to outwit this paladin of propriety!
Your first mistake was invoking the Lord's name, which Jim Gordon has never done because his bitter heart blames our Savior for his wife's untimely and painful death. To thank God for my presence here, specifically, is yet another one of your dastardly rhymes, and refers to the Old Testament proscription against the eating of bats. Leviticus 11:19, to be exact.
You knew that the recent COVID-19 pandemic was caused by a breach of this Biblical code specifically, and you also knew that Gordon's atheism matches that of the invidious Chinese, whose dereliction of kosher lead to this manifestation of God's wrath. But you didn't stop there, did you? Arrogance blinded you to your own faults.
The "Joker renaming himself the Toker" is a reference to the musical stylings of Steve Miller. You only left out the final refrain - "I'm a Joker, I'm a smoker, I'm a midnight Toker. I get my lovin' on the run!" You've let the cat out of the bag, Riddler!
You plan to attack the synagogue on Leviticus Boulevard on the 19th of November at midnight! Take him away, officer.
