>*BUURRRRP* God's not real Morty
>the redditor begins to chuckle
>L-life is pointless Morty, your *URP* parents are fucking idiots
>the redditor laughs out loud, spewing Dorito crumbs all over his desk
>W-wake up fucking sheeple, everybody is an idiot but me
>the redditor can hardly contain his full bellied laughter as chortles begin to fill the room
>WUBALUBADUBDUB POOPY DOOP FUCK SHIT
>the redditor starts convulsing on the floor, gasping for air between spasms of laughter
>Mmmm get schwifty
>the redditor's heart explodes and he dies
>the redditor begins to chuckle
>L-life is pointless Morty, your *URP* parents are fucking idiots
>the redditor laughs out loud, spewing Dorito crumbs all over his desk
>W-wake up fucking sheeple, everybody is an idiot but me
>the redditor can hardly contain his full bellied laughter as chortles begin to fill the room
>WUBALUBADUBDUB POOPY DOOP FUCK SHIT
>the redditor starts convulsing on the floor, gasping for air between spasms of laughter
>Mmmm get schwifty
>the redditor's heart explodes and he dies
