>>116583865I did roughly the same thing when an old friend called me out of nowhere and spent the whole evening explaining how I was his last resort and listed all the other people he wanted to hang with but couldn't.
Only I didn't splash him in the face, I got him apocalyptically drunk, took his phone and wallet and dumped his ass outside a Denny's in the neighboring city.
When he showed up at my house a few days later, I told him he told me he was meeting some people there and gave him back his phone and wallet.
He still thinks we're friends, it's great.