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Bring forth thine waifus & husbandos, and I shall judge them.

>25 or less: Filthy, cum-guzzling slob. Will cheat on you every day with multiple partners and possibly animals too. Will never love you.
>26-35: Has fooled around and still might from time to time, but kinda likes you enough to keep you around.
>36-45: Might've had an SO or two, but only held hands. Loves you deeply and will stay by your side until death do you part.
>46 or more: A true saint among mortals, such purity is only matched by her undying love and devotion towards you. Not even death shall separate you, your souls shall soar through all planes entwined in perpetual bliss.