>>116114325FELLOW DECEPTICONS! I've COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT!
OPTIMUS PRIME IS A SCRAP HEAP LOOKING SLAGGER!
HE LUBRICATED ON MY SCRAPPING LIEUTENANT! THAT'S RIGHT, HE TOOK OUT HIS PATRIOTIC LOOKING ION BLASTER OUT AND LUBRICATED ON SLAGGING STARSCREAM!
AND HE SAID HIS CANNON WAS "The freedom of all sentient being." AND I SAID "THIS IS BAD COMEDY." SO I'M MAKING A CALLOUT POST ON TELETRAAN 1
OPTIMUS PRIME: YOU'VE GOT A SMALL ION CANNON. IT'S THE SIZE OF THIS WHEELIE EXCEPT WAY SMALLER. AND GUESS WHAT? HERE'S WHAT MY FUSION CANNON LOOKS LIKE!
THAT'S RIGHT BABY! ALL BLACK. NO POINTS. NO PILLOWS. IT LOOKS LIKE A P38
HE LUBRICATED ON STARSCREAM, SO GUESS WHAT, I'M GOING TO LUBRICATE ON IACON! THAT'S RIGHT, THIS IS WHAT YOU GET! MY SUPER LASER PISS!
EXCEPT i'M NOT GOING TO LUBRICATE ON IACON! i'M GONNA GO HIGHER! i'M GOING TO LUBRICATE ON THE MOON!
HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, SENTINEL? I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT!
YOU HAVE 23 CYCLES BEFORE THE PISS DRRROPELETS HIT CYBERTRON. NOW GET OUT OF MY SIGHT, BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO.
