>>116001254Y'now this Steven fella reminds me of a jellyfish I saw on my vacation. They're both entitled blobs mostly made of Saltwater and constantly irritating everyone around them. Plus he's his own mom like jellyfish are. Yeah, its pretty weird but when Jellyfish get too old or too stressed out they revert back into a child and grow up all over again. Steven just like a jelly is just a perpetual manbaby because whenever things get too hard he can just do what his mom did.
Another thing that bugs me is how hes always crying about how bad his life is when it ain't. Think about it, he has three moms who love him, he's got magic Jesus powers, and he's rich because of his rockin' dad. Everyone's tripping over themselves to love him like he's bloody Ringo but he still cries that he's unhappy. Even his evil aunts want to smother him with love. I'd trade my life for Steven's and wouldn't cry about it. My dad barely had time for anyone and all my aunts were shrewd meanies who spanked me for touchin' their knick-knacks. Honestly if I was Steven I'd actually would cry me a river. That way I'd fixed global warming & pollution and still have time for some Fish & Chaaps afterwards.
