that's a wank photo and my eyes hurt, so I can't tell commas from periods - I'll do my best
>>115720823>>115720860p1
"I'm sorry... It's the first time I'm talking to someone. You better explain what's happening."
>I'm here on a SCHOLARSHIP I got BY MISTAKE. And I'm no good at what I ought to be good at. Or I don't know if I'm good, because it doesn't exist. And I gotta make it exist, and fast, because grandma's pies won't work forever! And everything goes wrong for me. My only friend is a pigeon that can't play sax*, and I think my roommate is a supervillain!>And I like this one girl.p2
"EEEETEEEEERRRRNNAAALLLL SSSIIIIIIILLLEEEENCCCCCEEEE"
p3
>So, how about it?ABOUT WHAT?
>Can you help me somehow?NO, NO WAY. BEST I CAN DO IS TAKE YOU TO A HOSPITAL... CAUSE YOU'RE NUTS! THAT'S A BUNCH OF WEIRD... I DON'T KNOW, STUFF! MAYBE THE HOSPITAL WILL HAVE SOMETHING FOR IT.
>Well that's great. I've heard of people insulted in commute. But I'm being insulted BY the commute.AND WHAT ABOUT THE GIRL? TELL ME ABOUT HER.
>She's fantastic! Smart. Funny. And charming. And... She's coming this way!OH BOY! It's her - Donald's dream girl! She's just got on the train. Stay cool, Donald!
>A DA A DA A DAHADAHAOr ramble like a maniac, whatever.
(*) I can't say if the 'pigeon' means he's literally a pigeon, or is used as an insult.
