"Homer, is this how you pictured married life?"

"Yeah pretty much. Except that we drove around in a van solving mysteries."

"Well I pictured cocktail parties and candle-lit dinners. I pictured napkins. Homer, I want to throw a dinner party."

"Aw, I hate having parties. The toilet always gets backed up."

"I don't care if the sink shoots sludge, we're having a party!"