Here's a very old list from Something Awful (Part 1)
* Fast Eddie: The very old, very paranoid man that created TV Tropes. Hid how old he was for a long time. Does most of the design for the site, even though it's horrible. Is in his late fifties and lives in the Bahamas (actually Wisconsin) but still spends most of his time on TV Tropes.
* Janitor: Co-founder, an ESL Asian woman who eventually retired and one of Fast Eddie's sockpuppets.
* Gus: The other co-founder, an elderly man who allegedly died and Fast Eddie's other sockpuppet.
* Madrugada: The middle-aged cat lady yin to Eddie's yang. Is the main enforcer of the niceness policy.
* Fighteer: The opposite of Madaruga. Sees everyone as a threat. A really big dick that during the last thread accused some people of being on Something Awful which eventually led to them being banned.
* Best Of: An actual competent mod that has the huge task of moderating the OTC (On Topic Conversation) boards, where most horrible stuff is posted. Cannot hold by the tide of awfulness.
* Willbyr: Wrote a haiku about Slipknot. That's all you need to know about them.
* BobbyG: A decent human being that quit the forums after all of the problems with pedophilia. Still shouldn't write poetry.
* Deboss: A lovely engineer that believes that things should be judged on how much money it makes. Believes that ''My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic'' is better than Shakespeare. Is a fascist. Currently works at Home Depot.
* DrunkScriblerian: Mostly normal except that he believes that neither racism nor sexism exists. He's the guy with the fedora in the picture at the top of the thread. Has a girlfriend named DrunkGirlfriend that has the same problems as him.