>>114939615You ever seen this show called 'Steven Universe'? Shit is *wild*! I have never seen something like this growing up, man.
My daughter was watching it late last night and asked me: 'Dad, can we fuse?" And I'm just looking at her like 'what the fuck is she talking about?'
Turns out, these fuckin' space chicks can just - become another person, or alien, when they want to fuck each other! The idea's pretty cool, but shit really started hitting the fan when the kid Steven and his dad, uh, George? What was his name? Pull that up, Jaime. Greg? Okay, Steven and Greg fuse to become this fucking 6-armed, super buff thing that turns on that pale long-nosed one so much she breaks free of mind control! Fuck Jujitsu, that is the ultimate flex right there? I'd fuck my dad to turn a lesbian straight! Would you?