>>114635066"Look," said Eugene, "all I'm saying is that I think I got the short straw last night. I got, what, five minutes in Blondie?"
"Don't worry, Eugene," said Rapunzel. "Cass and I just... got into it. Heat of the moment. Every time's going to be different." She smiled at him.
"Yeah, Fitzherbert," said Cassandra. She put a possessive palm on top of Rapunzel's hand. "You hog her all the time, let someone else have a turn."
"Uh, I do NOT hog her," said Eugene. "I give you plenty of time with her. I'm just asking you to return the favor."
"Do you want me to suck your dick, Fitzherbert? If I blow you will you stop whining?"
"Cass, we all know you give toothy head."
"WHAT?" barked Cassandra. "I--I do not! It's not my fault you have so much hair down there! All your primping and you don't do anything about THAT?"
"Cass..." said Rapunzel delicately.
"What?" Cassandra's eyebrows rose. "Oh, come on, Raps, YOU don't think--"
"I'm just saying, you could stand to be a little... gentler when you use your mouth, is all. You're very..." Rapunzel tapped her fingers together, "enthusiastic."
"Ha! I knew it," said Eugene.
"I'm gonna go get us some coffee," said Rapunzel, rising from bed. She slipped a robe on and headed for the door. "Don't kill each other while I'm gone, all right?"
"Sure, blondie," said Eugene.
"Whatever," said Cassandra. The door opened, and then closed again. Cassandra arched an eyebrow. "All right, Fitzherbert, how do I shut you up?"
Eugene playfully tapped her nipples. "Titjob? Haven't had one of those in a while."
"Fine, fine, let's get it over with," said Cassandra. "Bring that big thing over here."
