Then your dick as as shriveled and worthless as your brain.
OOC is shit, no matter the context, IP, or media. It is the hallmark of a retard and/or secondary. Whether it's making cute things slutty, slutty things cute, good people into assholes, it's all the purest form of complete and utter shit. There is no viable, tenable defense for it other than "muh dick" which is the most weak-minded, plebeian explanation one can possible give. It's the porn equivalent of "Don't ask questions - just consume product and get excited for next products" and the r34 scene is absolutely fucking rife with it.
Fuck you. Fuck every subhuman pleb like you. You are the reason sturgeon's law applies so thoroughly to r34. You are the cancer that has dumbed down porn into this magnificent cesspool of drooling stupidity.