>>114341055He would be the guy that gets the worse of any major crossover every single time.
Skrulls blow up his house
Atlantis crushes his house and car with a tidal wave when they invade
Amazons slice up his car and beat him up
Imperiex steps on his house
Galactus steps on his house
Larfleez steals his dad's porn collection
Civil war fights with Carol and Iron Man land in his pool
Reed opens a portal to the Negative Zone in his attic
The Rogues move next door and keep using his pool
The Sinister Six move next door and keep using his pool
Hydro Man is his pool
Terregen cloud floats over his neighborhood mutating him
X-Men blow up his house looking for a hiding mutant
Jean makes him gay
Jackal clones him
Doom takes his house and yard and places it in Battleworld
Time traveling mutants keep showing up in his livingroom
Earth-2 Carl appears, then the Crisis of Infinite Carls happens
Darkseid moves next door
