>>114328554Oh I'm sorry, have you ever arched professionally? Broken out of prison? Have you ever had to consistently update your costume, along with the costumes of upwards of 2000 henchman, to keep up with Guild standards of "keeping up with the times"? HAVE YOU ever pitched, co-developed and supervised the construction of two giant flying cocoons, a Monarchmobile, working wings, life-size butterdrones, an acid magnet, and a giant mechanical FUCKING puppeteer hand?
Have you ever killed? Have you ever had to listen to a henchman whine on and on about killing? Have you ever had to attend a 'Henchman's Benefit Ball' to support them through their quote-on-quote "trauma"? God, it was like looking at a middle-school dance where all the boys are too hormonal and sweaty to approach the girls...except there were no girls. Just the milquetoast stench of inaction. Ahh, '97.
Have you ever dedicated your wealth, your energy, and years upon years of your life...god knows how many others' lives, to fucking with one person, anon? Hell, give it a shot sometime. It's fun. It NEVER gets old...
until it does. 
