>>114173885Meat:
Dirk, Rosebot, and Terezi land on a planet. Dirk plans to compete with Rose to alchemize a new species to play the game. Also Rose and Terezi make out.
Jade, Dave, Kanaya, Karkat, and Trans Roxy are chasing after Dirk. Jade is posessed by Alt Calliope and no one except Karkat cares.
President Jane has been kidnapped by Jasprose, Dad Crocker goes to find her and is gay witn Diamonds Droog and runs into Problem Sleuth
Candy:
Vriska kills Gamzee and Vriska Maryam-Lalonde and her boyfriends Tavros Crocker and Harry Anderson fail to help hide the body, causing Jane to freak out
Brain ghost Dirk convinces Jake to get back with Jane to spy on her.
Karkat tells John what his son’s been up to, John laughs and has a plan