>>113948953Reeds be all like, "Oh, look at me, I had an affair, I'm such a sensitive special snowflake, look how I reconcile with my wife like a cuck!"
He doesn't have the Fred Flintstone in him to own it, to say, "Yeah, I fucked her! Maybe if you'd weren't such a frigid bitch I would have stayed home!"
Reeds all like, "Oh boo hoo, I'm so sorry honey, i made a mistake.."
Even something like having him making drunk phonecalls or showing up at the Baxter building screaming "SUUUUUE... I'z SHORRRY! PLEAZE TAKES ME BACKSH!" would be preferable to his Mr. Roboto schtick.
For a guy whos supposed to be so flexible, the man sure is wooden.
