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Anonymous Thu 26 Mar 03:24:51 2020 No.113885458 View Reply Original Report

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There is only one who can redeem Steven now.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Mar 2020 03:25:53 No.113885479 Report

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>>113885458
Superman?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Mar 2020 03:26:02 No.113885482 Report

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>>113885458
Use the catalog, fag.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Mar 2020 03:26:29 No.113885491 Report

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Dogcopter isn't real.

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Anonymous Thu 26 Mar 2020 03:29:52 No.113885546 Report

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>>113885458
>My fair Steven pick your chin up, things are bound to get better~

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Anonymous Thu 26 Mar 2020 03:35:37 No.113885655 Report

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>single handedly redeems the SU fanbase

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Anonymous Thu 26 Mar 2020 03:54:43 No.113886006 Report

Quoted By: >>113886858 >>113888275 >>113889716

>>113885458
>"No, stop, I don't want this!"
>"Too bad."
Can you redeem a rapist?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Mar 2020 03:57:32 No.113886053 Report

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>>113885458
YTP thread?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Mar 2020 04:28:45 No.113886500 Report

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>>113885458
Jesus told me I'm going to hell, what do I do?
I don't want to be a jew
I'm a christian now
We
Are Christians
We'll always save the day
And if you think we can't
I HATE YOU

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Mar 2020 04:35:28 No.113886585 Report

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>>113885458
Steven Jewniverse is the only good thing to come from this show.

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Anonymous Thu 26 Mar 2020 04:42:53 No.113886696 Report

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Bad news, everyone. I'm Steven

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Anonymous Thu 26 Mar 2020 04:45:46 No.113886729 Report

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>>113885458
Uncle Grandpa?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Mar 2020 04:50:42 No.113886788 Report

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>>113885458
satan?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Mar 2020 04:53:38 No.113886820 Report

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Will Krobo ever make another video?

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Anonymous Thu 26 Mar 2020 04:56:20 No.113886858 Report

Quoted By: >>113887083 >>113889169

>>113886006
>Can you redeem a rapist?
Yes and if you dont believe, you can check this out.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Mar 2020 05:15:39 No.113887083 Report

Quoted By: >>113889169

>>113886858
Pay attention, Steven.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Mar 2020 05:21:50 No.113887170 Report

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>>113886696
This is unacceptable. I'm very disappointed in you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Mar 2020 05:26:20 No.113887231 Report

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BUT WHAT IF HIS

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Mar 2020 05:27:48 No.113887252 Report

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>>113887231
It wont

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Mar 2020 05:29:16 No.113887270 Report

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>>113886729
>Cain visits the Anti-Christ

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Anonymous Thu 26 Mar 2020 05:30:40 No.113887289 Report

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>>113885458
If by Steven you mean Steven's asshole and by redeem you mean destroy, then yes my dick certainly can.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Mar 2020 06:42:06 No.113888247 Report

Quoted By: >>113888556 >>113888632

>>113885458
>Steven smiled as reality changed. The Gems were disappearing, their distorted faces sinking into the void. He smiled as he closed his eyes, his existence was coming to an end as with no Gem invasion, no Rose. So no Steven. His pain was at an end- "EH BOY!" He felt something slam right into his face, flying onto mud.
>"Wh-" another, Steven tasted blood and spit out onto the ground. Then someone slamming a steel toe boot right onto his neck. Steven started choking as he stared into the vile dark eyes, one infected with fungus, of Papa.
>"Eh Papa lez me beatin' Piggeh-" Papa slammed his club into the nasty boy's face. Making him fly into the cotton field.
>"Ah da tard wranglah heah, boy." He then pressed his boot on Steven's fat neck. "Listen heah, fatteh. Kevin gon' work you, and he gon' work you gud. But first..." Papa pressed even further, making Steven choke for breath. "AHM TEACHIN' YOUS A LESSON, BOY!"
>"Oh shit, Piggeh gettin dit 'is time." "Yeeh, fatso need ta learn." "Piggeh, piggeh, fat piggeh." The other children roared with laughter as Steven struggled in the mud like a piglet.
>Meanwhile, Kevin was watching the scene from his balcony with his beautiful and intelligent wife, Pearl. Kevin smiled as he raised his cup of lemonade towards the flag overlooking his plantation. God bless that Kevin, and God bless the Confederacy! Little did he know, while everyone knew Steven created this hell from his time travel fuckery, Kevin profited. So he was the only one who didn't hate Steven on an instinctual level.

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Anonymous Thu 26 Mar 2020 06:44:16 No.113888275 Report

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>>113886006
Wasn't he just raping himself

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Mar 2020 06:51:41 No.113888350 Report

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>>113888275
It was his voice coming out of Pink-White, but I'm pretty sure they were her thoughts

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Mar 2020 06:53:55 No.113888377 Report

Quoted By: >>113888429

>>113885458
I Am the Way, the Truth and the Life. No one comes to the Father except through Me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Mar 2020 06:58:23 No.113888429 Report

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>>113888377
Oh, I'll cum to the Father alright

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Mar 2020 07:10:10 No.113888556 Report

Quoted By: >>113888632 >>113888740

>>113888247
TL:
>The Gems had gotten snapped out of existence so history proceeded as normal. Until...
>1914-1918: WWI. Complete German victory. France and Britain fall to revolution, becoming Communists in everything but name. Soviets win Russian Civil War. In the face of economic and social uncertainty, several colonies join together as Mittelafrika. The Commies, Germans, and Entente exiles use it as a dumping ground for people they don't want. Brutal oppression follows. BJ Blazcowitz born.
>1920s: Italian Federation collapses. North becomes Communist while the South Rides the Tiger. J. Edgar Hoover launches a failed raid on some shithole in New England. Ends up disgraced. Al Capone ends up dominating the mob world with the FBI out of wack.
>1930: Steven born to Greg, a drunk deadbeat and a disappeared mother. Already Steven shows signs of Autism and wets his bed until he's nine. The Rise of Jack 'the cuck' Reed and Huey 'I slept with your wife, Reed' Long.
>1931: Marco and Dipper born. The former lost his parents when the Zeta Kartel pissed off the Don and ended up sleeping with the fishes.
>1933: FDR assassinated at his inauguration. Garner takes power. Fails to pass reform. Gets shot in 1937 by crazed transvestite commie.
>1933-36: America First and Communist Party gains power. Nation radicalizes as four power blocs form: the Old South's Populism, the North's Commie sympathies, the Progressives, and the Military.
>1937: Reed wins. MacArthur has had it with this shit and kicks him out of power. The Second Civil War begins. New England splinters with the mysterious 'Providence' taking power.
>1937-42: Civil War. Ultimately the Military wins. Burning Chicago to the ground as retaliation for Washington and Atlanta, hanging the red traitors for causing this conflict.
>1943: MacArthur assassinated by unknown party. America descends into anarchy. The Confederacy reforms with the genius Kevin finding a way to put at risk youth to work.
And it's ALL STEVEN'S FAULT.

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Anonymous Thu 26 Mar 2020 07:17:21 No.113888632 Report

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>>113888247
>>113888556
This is autistic as fuck, but Chicago getting burnt down is a timeline I'm okay with.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Mar 2020 07:27:21 No.113888740 Report

Quoted By: >>113888866 >>113890978

>>113888556
This is stupid, but I'm bored:
>New England is populated by neo-Puritans who have a thing for Yellow. Paranoid and afraid of the dark, afraid of the things... Awakened by the Civil War. Currently ran by the Arkham Council from the light, by Delta Green from the shadows. Cultists march against Mobsters and interstate militias.
>New York: the Old Families took over. Order of law comes from the barrel of a Tommy Gun. Moonshine, opium, and all good stuff comes from New York. Just don't piss off the Mafiosi and you good. Dipper learned that too late...
>New Chicago. Chicago rebuilt by Al Capone. Decided to have a go at nation building himself, see? Got Bonnie and Clyde, Machine Gun Kelly, Baby Face Nelson, together and decided it's time. Wages a turf war with New England. The Mob doesn't like Cult shit. Bad for business.
>California: Walt Disney's pet project. MacArthur rewarded his loyalty... And now the Mouse has a country all to his own. The world of tomorrow... If only Tomorrow was so bright. Marco is here, somewhere. Out for revenge on Snorky and the fat fuck responsible for it all.
>The Confederacy: a utopia where autists like Steven work with other orphaned children at plantations for gentle owners like Kevin. They compete with black workers who didn't go to Liberia. God bless the Confederacy. God bless that boy Kevin and his beautiful and intelligent wife, Connie!
>Deseret: Mormons!
And that's all I have.

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Anonymous Thu 26 Mar 2020 07:41:25 No.113888866 Report

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>>113888740
Also, Marco has a harem of brown girls. And travels around the shattered southwest on a soul powered motorcycle, with a soul eating sword as he travels the wastes to the civilized East Coast. Kevin is his rival for Marco desires Connie. There's also Steven, but that fat fuck is a non issue where Connie's concerned.

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Anonymous Thu 26 Mar 2020 08:14:04 No.113889160 Report

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>>113885458
BASED

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Anonymous Thu 26 Mar 2020 08:15:07 No.113889169 Report

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>>113886858
>>113887083
That went south real quick!

That was naaaaasty, that nigga sucked his own PEEEEniiIIIIIIiiiiis

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Anonymous Thu 26 Mar 2020 08:55:50 No.113889448 Report

Quoted By: >>113890369

>>113885458
HEY CHECK THIS OUT

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Mar 2020 09:05:10 No.113889513 Report

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>>113885655
Fucking based af

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Mar 2020 09:41:51 No.113889716 Report

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>>113886006
what is this retarded believe that anybody making somebody do something they dont wanna do is rape. why does everybody on this stupid website have it

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Mar 2020 09:48:18 No.113889755 Report

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>>113885458
T.J. Detweiler?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Mar 2020 11:36:01 No.113890369 Report

Quoted By: >>113891124 >>113893613

>>113889448
How is someone that fat able to do this?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Mar 2020 13:07:09 No.113890978 Report

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>>113888740
Let me try
>1945:Washington, Oregon, Idaho, Northern California and British Colombia split off to become Cascadia
>1946:California and Canada attempt to retake their holdings, beaten back by guerrilla warfare
>1950: Cascadia becomes a Narco-State, fueled by Moonshine and Marijuana
>1954, May: In response to the worsening drug crisis in their countries, The Soviet, Californian, Deseret and Confederate governments sign the Salt Lake Accords.
>1954, August: Soviet blimp is shot down over the Pacific Graveyard, allegedly by Cascadian fighters
>1954, November. Salt Lake Accord member states invade Cascadia from 3 fronts
>1955, February. Advance halts at the Battle of Portland. Guerrilla warfare strains already weakened supply lines of Accord forces. At least one Tank Battalion is captured by Cascadian forces
>1956, July. Despite the Soviet air campaign, and technological advantage, Accord forces fail to make any headway. Another summit is called for to reach a solution. A confederate representative provides one.
>1956 September. Tard shock troops are deployed in the Cascadian Theater. Second Battle of Portland is won by Accord.
>1956 November. Tard armies make rapid gains. Completely immune to pain and fear, with a single-minded determination rendering them immune to most forms of psychological warfare, they overrun the Cascadian militias
>1957. Steven gets hooked on Weed.

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Anonymous Thu 26 Mar 2020 13:24:29 No.113891124 Report

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>>113890369
big penis.

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Anonymous Thu 26 Mar 2020 13:28:33 No.113891163 Report

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>>113885458
Ganesh?

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Anonymous Thu 26 Mar 2020 13:29:34 No.113891171 Report

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>>113885458
Spider-Man?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Mar 2020 13:31:33 No.113891188 Report

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>>113890978
>1958: 80% of Tards are now hooked. Using their addiction, Cascadian forces flip Tard Addicts and use them to push back Accord forces to the Californian Border.
>1959: Cascadian President Lapis signs cease-fire with Californian and Deseret forces, who subsequently split from the Accord.
>1962: Soviet economy begins to strain under the weight of the War effort. Withdrawal solutions are sought.
>1967: Last of Soviet and Confederate troops withdraw, leaving thousands of tons of military equipment and Tards(legally classed as such) behind.
>1968: Confederate Plantation owner Kevin leads a crack team of Commandos into Cascadia to recapture his favorite Tard, Steven.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Mar 2020 15:13:53 No.113892191 Report

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>>113891163
Greeks stomp

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Anonymous Thu 26 Mar 2020 16:11:30 No.113892849 Report

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>>113885479
Goku

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Anonymous Thu 26 Mar 2020 17:01:07 No.113893613 Report

Quoted By: >>113895996

>>113890369
It's huge

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Mar 2020 17:03:17 No.113893641 Report

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>>113885458
IM A CHRISTIAN NOW

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Mar 2020 18:33:16 No.113894942 Report

Quoted By: >>113894997

>>113885546
Who?

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Anonymous Thu 26 Mar 2020 18:35:47 No.113894997 Report

Quoted By: >>113895898

>>113894942
That's Arlo from Youtube, I think

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Mar 2020 19:39:41 No.113895898 Report

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>>113894997
Oh. Cool.

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Anonymous Thu 26 Mar 2020 19:46:47 No.113895996 Report

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>>113893613
God this makes me laugh everytime

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Anonymous Thu 26 Mar 2020 19:49:27 No.113896036 Report

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EVERYONE IS HERE

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