You know, this oddly makes me appreciate the Super Mario Bros Movie. It’s a mess, but it’s such a mess that I can’t help but gravitate towards it and watch it whenever it’s on. There is something beautifully tragic about how bad it is.
Illumination though will make this movie so tasteless that it will simply exist. It won’t be loved or hated, it’ll just be as middle of the road as humanly possible. That to me is even worse.