is she like 2 feet taller than him?
there's a strange delusion at the heart of this comic... that the central conflict is that a marriage is being constantly threatened by unrealistic scenarios in which it ends (murder, or accidental divorce request)
if this were our world, the shooting in the head thing would be taken care of with a prenuptual agreement
i don't know what his whole deal is but he's got some kind of thing going on. maybe the whole premise is the naivety in how Alec's world works, and maybe we're all rapt because we're imagining a world where someone is protective of a marriage, but isn't afraid of the real ways that marriages end, such as infidelity or abuse. Or maybe this is indeed a Sonichu-TempleOS delusion we're dealing with. I really really hope we don't have another case like either of them.
please let there NOT be a discord where everyone's trying to track him down and prank him. or if there is one, let them be failing