Well I say they are.
And my word holds my weight than yours. And do you know why?
Because I'm me, and you're you.
I'm fucking awesome, you're an absolute faggot. Such my nards retard.
If OP wants to fuck elf puppets lovingly crafted by Jim Henson's Creature Shop and wishes to express that purest form of love, who the fuck are you to deny him? What is a puppet if not the precursor to cartoons in a cartoon-less world?
How fucking dare you exist on the same planet as me. Get off my floating space rock you shit.