I don’t need a trailer, I don’t need a poster, I don’t even need a basic synopsis! Just... please give us some kind of official update on this movie if it’s still happening.

And if it’s been cancelled, just go ahead and spill the beans already. I don’t wanna be blindly roped along for months like back when Warner Bros. didn’t want to admit that the Adventure Time movie never even went into production.

I can’t stand it anymore, bros... I’m gonna lose it