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Anonymous Sun 23 Feb 15:22:18 2020 No.113286777 View Reply Original Report

Why does everyone in MCU have a beard?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Feb 2020 15:24:37 No.113286804 Report

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>>113286777
To resonate with their primarily so.y consuming demographic, of course.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Feb 2020 15:25:00 No.113286813 Report

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>>113286777
Sploosh.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Feb 2020 15:31:08 No.113286896 Report

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>>113286804
Hang on, I thought beards were traditional signs of masculinity and virility.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Feb 2020 15:31:46 No.113286907 Report

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>>113286777
they just kind of grow on peoples chins

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Feb 2020 15:33:07 No.113286924 Report

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>>113286804
Poor eunuch is mad because he can't grow a beard.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Feb 2020 15:35:15 No.113286953 Report

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>>113286896
the thought process is that growing a beard for the sake of it is not masculine enough. the bearded person has so many negative qualities that detracts from them being accepted as a traditional masculine.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Feb 2020 15:58:36 No.113287225 Report

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>>113286777
Because they don't want to come out of the closet.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Feb 2020 16:09:30 No.113287352 Report

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>>113286777
Requesting Captain Marvel with a photoshopped beard so she can fit in

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Feb 2020 16:10:54 No.113287373 Report

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>>113286777
they are all homos in denial.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Feb 2020 16:11:05 No.113287376 Report

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>>113286777
Not everyone
>Hulk
>Spidey
>Scott
>Rhodey
>Hawkguy
>Loki
>Hammer
>Vulture
>Kaelicius
>Mordo
>Ganke
>Flash
I don't think any aliens, robots or weirdo deformed humans (Red Skull) have one aside from Tazerface and Jeff Goldblum (and even then barely)

Beards are just fashionable these days and for some characters it's their "punished" look, they only grow a beard after shit happens (Cap, Bucky, Wong, Happy)

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Feb 2020 17:53:37 No.113288837 Report

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>>113286777
Beard adds character.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Feb 2020 17:55:58 No.113288874 Report

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>>113286777
When you're a man, bears grow in matters of days. It's like asking why does a lion have a mane.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Feb 2020 17:59:22 No.113288916 Report

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>>113286924
Bingo
>>113286804
Cope and Dilate.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Feb 2020 19:27:04 No.113290375 Report

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>>113286777
Aging chinlets

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Anonymous Sun 23 Feb 2020 19:34:46 No.113290483 Report

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>>113286777
Wish we could go back to the days where just mustaches were the shit and everyone looked like your tax accountant.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Feb 2020 19:35:45 No.113290498 Report

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>>113286777
Shaving is annoying

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Feb 2020 19:35:48 No.113290499 Report

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>>113286777
weak jaws mostly

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Feb 2020 19:37:04 No.113290517 Report

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>>113290498
You're right but I'd take shaving over having to go through a 30C+ day with a beard

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Feb 2020 19:38:07 No.113290531 Report

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>>113286896
They were. Now it's equally a sign that you still eat cereal with marshmallows in it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Feb 2020 20:08:26 No.113291037 Report

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>>113286777
Who is that in the top right?

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Anonymous Sun 23 Feb 2020 20:10:56 No.113291084 Report

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>>113290483
THIS
fucking magnum pi style

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Feb 2020 20:16:48 No.113291187 Report

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>>113286777
To promote toxic masculinity honestly, atleast they're correcting course with female characters

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Feb 2020 20:25:27 No.113291303 Report

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>>113286804
>2020
>Still falling for the onions meme

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Feb 2020 20:27:33 No.113291339 Report

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TONY STARK GREW THAT BEARD
IN A CAVE
WITH A BOX OF S C R A P S

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Feb 2020 21:40:28 No.113292301 Report

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>>113291037
Hank Pym

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Feb 2020 21:44:10 No.113292384 Report

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>>113292301
Ah, of course. Seems obvious now.

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Anonymous Sun 23 Feb 2020 21:50:14 No.113292472 Report

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>>113286777
HMMM I WONDER WHY

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Feb 2020 21:52:03 No.113292495 Report

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>>113286896
Tradcucks have no actual standards of traditionalism and move their goalposts wildly.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Feb 2020 21:55:01 No.113292541 Report

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>>113286777
>>113292472
Beards are fashionable in general not just with the reddit crowd.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Feb 2020 22:03:35 No.113292653 Report

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>>113292541
This. The only place where they became a laughing stock is the US.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Feb 2020 22:06:41 No.113292704 Report

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>>113286777
Forgetting that Cap didn't have a beard until the last two movies? And most of those characters have beards in the comics as well so what exactly is the complaint here?
Also: >>113287376
Seems like people go to extraordinary lengths to bitch about the MCU these days.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Feb 2020 22:08:12 No.113292728 Report

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>>113292653
Beards have not become a laughing stock in the US. Only the people who try to fully grow them but obviously can't and/or think growing them is enough and grooming doesn't matter.
Exhibit A: >>113292472

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Anonymous Sun 23 Feb 2020 22:54:35 No.113293484 Report

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>>113286896
Soi patchy beards don't compare to Arab and Spanish beards.

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Anonymous Sun 23 Feb 2020 23:13:56 No.113293798 Report

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>>113286777
19 years in afghanistan. spec ops were allowed to wear bears to better fit in. it slowly seeped into the general ranks. wives and girlfriends reacted positively. then become popular stateside. shave or you are appropriating afghan culture.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Feb 2020 23:14:59 No.113293821 Report

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>>113293798
beards too

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Feb 2020 23:22:15 No.113293935 Report

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>>113286896
And that's why they've been coopted by estronauts. Partly to show women that they're not like all those other tryhard soilets, they're REAL men who will fight for you and trans rights, and partly because they need to compensate for their own insecurity. Some dudes buy huge trucks to feel tough and masculine and some grow shitty bears

Beards have been a coping mechanism for insecure boys for a while. Notice how so many bald guys have beards?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Feb 2020 00:37:08 No.113295157 Report

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>>113286896
They used to be, but nowadays most peolpe who grow beards do so to distract from their weak jawline.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Feb 2020 00:38:49 No.113295186 Report

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>>113286804
>>Filter dodging this hard
No one will miss you when you're gone.

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Anonymous Mon 24 Feb 2020 00:41:30 No.113295226 Report

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Because beards are based
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pNNtaH0ClfI

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Anonymous Mon 24 Feb 2020 01:40:54 No.113296436 Report

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>>113286804

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Feb 2020 02:06:33 No.113296963 Report

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>>113286777
Beards are in fashion right now.

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Anonymous Mon 24 Feb 2020 02:10:24 No.113297030 Report

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>>113286777
you had to use the one movie Cap had the beard eh

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Anonymous Mon 24 Feb 2020 02:11:47 No.113297044 Report

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Because they are masculine. It’s sexy and it makes women more attracted to a man with one.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Feb 2020 03:45:59 No.113298546 Report

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>>113292541
these people are just too lazy to shave

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