>>113150712But anon, he does have superpowers. He has all the superpowers that matter, don't you know? He has the Invisible Spectrum! That's like, the STRONGEST electromagnetic emotional spectrum ever because it's powered by your lizard brain and the time you sharted in class and told nobody! He can make every construct John Stewart ever did and drop it on his #¢?¡ head!
Or the Still Force! You like Worm don't you, anon? Well fuck that pussy wavelength bullshit, Lex Luthor can slow down the Speed Force itself thanks to the Turtle, a classic DC villain we're referencing, because we know you LOVE continuity! Lex is so badass he could stop Flashpoint by thinking about it, wow!
Or, or the Tear of Extinction! Poseidon had Arion fuck up some of his ocean power into a generic energy blast that can KILL ENTIRE PANTHEONS OF OCEAN GODS OMG! It's the inverse of life so it kills gods! Uh, you're not impressed because Aquaman sucks? That's okay we have ANOTHER power for Lex which does the same thing called the Void Wind but Cheetah's using it now, please ignore how she was using the Tear until recently, she just gave the Tear to her good pal Manta please understand!
Y-you're still not impressed?! Okay Lex has the Black Apple, the power of forbidden revelations! He has the Sixth Note which is like, the DARK SIDE REVERSE of everything imagineable and unimaginable! And uh he has the power of faithlessness! That feeling you have, of growing disgust in comics? THATS LEX IN YOUR HEAD IT MAKES HIM INVINCIBLE.
But wait, there's more! You see, Lex is manhandling that Kryptonian bimbo because ACKSHYUALLY, Kryptonians are pussy bitches compared to big dick humanity! Humans were born with a unique power: The power to fuse with Martians, absorb Justice and Doom, and kill the ultramegasupercosmic beings that created the Anti-Monitor's mom. AND LEX LUTHOR. IS. THE STRONGEST HUMAN THERE IS.