Scott wouldn't have a chance with Jean, He'd just wiggle his hips over her and Jean would come on over, then wiggle his over there and and all the other girls be hollering. Then Sabertooth comes and LOOK OUT MAN! he pulls out the claws and judo chops that son of a bitch and sings it like no one's business. Girls panties... droppin everywhere man.
unless you mean fat elvis... then he'll probably roll over choking on his vomit as he downs Wolverine levels of painkillers, uppers, downers and alcohol... Sabertooth comes around, shakes his head like "I don't know what to do? he already looks like he hit rock bottom."