>>112928025Pretty sure at some point in history it was the expected duty of the son upon the father's death to take nu-mom to pound town.
>>112924622>He's still a long way from going to datesThis is how you know you guys are fucked in the head regarding this whole stupid topic.
It's your fucking mother, bro. She's been taking YOU on dates your whole entire life.
To the circus. To the zoo. To McDonalds.
You date a woman to gradually intimate yourselves with someone you don't know, not someone you've lived with your entire life. (assuming you weren't abandoned and this is an estranged relationship...)
This is a woman you already live with.
It can take weeks, months or even years to get to that same point with anyone else.
If Anon is serious about being hot for mommy he actually might be closer to the "Oops, sorry Mom. I keep accidentally keep slapping you across your shriveled, wobby ass with my massive throbbing erection passing by as you bend over looking in the refrigerator. Gosh, it's getting pretty bad I might need some help with this..." option than anything.
There really isn't a rational, reasonable way to ease into fucking your own mom because that's not something well-adjusted people do.
>>112928255There's more to having a relationship with another person than just fucking, anon. Even something like a 10 year gap in age makes having certain conversations a chore because of differing frames of reference and social mores of your respective generations.
