>>112808737Everything was just a dream. Mike actually got really wasted and stumbled his way up a fire escape before faceplanting off the second story. Amber witnessed it all, as she accompanied Mike home while describing her latest IRL fanfic about beating up her dad, only to be too impaired to get help as she herself was nigh-blackout drunk at the time. Mike wasn't found until 7AM when the first people started arriving at the building for the day and is currently in the hospital for a fractured skull, broken jaw, shattered clavicle, and fractured humerus.
Amber's also too drunk to remember that she walked in on Dina on the toilet and asked if she could watch Dina take a piss. 
