>My wife, don't I love her? Please answer, I think I got took here. So, it's halloween, and we're going to a costume party. I'm dressed like salad - two olives, and and hidden calories. She comes out dressed like Wendy Cordorough, sharp as a battle axe, as plaid as a Scottish bagpipe and half as irritating. But she look's good, ya know? She turns her leg a certain way, and I'm halfway to an independent vote!
>She peels off the muddy rain boots, drops the road kill hear gear, and whispers, "Want to?"
> "Want to? I'm almost done!" Close your eyes, I'll disappear! Drop the jeans, open your eyes, and I'll come back!"
>I tell ya, sometimes it's worth it to gamble on me getting meatloaf vs her getting the life insurance payout.