>>112598498Is this really how creatively bankrupt we are now? I mean, yeah, the bar was low, but really? We're doing another "as babies" type of show? What the hell, man? I don't wanna see babies. I fucking hate babies. They're annoying, man, and they scream and shit and barf. I don't give a fuck how cute and cuddly you're gonna make these characters look or how quirky and relatable they're gonna act; you're still relying on an uncreative trope, my nigga. Like, come on, at least do something new that I wanna see. I don't give no fuck about baby anmals. I did animal rehab and I've had to raise those mother fuckers for fuck's sake, man. You know how you get some baby mammals to fucking pee when they're babies? You got to tickle their little tiny baby fucking dick or clit with something warm and soft to simulate the feeling of a warm-moist-tickle-tongue. You have to MOLEST them, for God's sake. Their pathetic little fucking muscles aren't even strong enough to make them shit or piss on their own, because their parents are supposed to lick their barely functioning baby infant genitals so they can piss and shit like the disgusting fucking creatures they are! And now here the fuck I am, looking at mother fucking Alex the mother fucking lion from fucking Madagascar and I have to accept the reality that this thinking, breathing, human-like creature that is capable of speech is having zookeepers off camera tickling his tiny prickly little lion peener as he probably tries to scurry away from them, frightened, crying, not having a clue as to why these humans are touching him in his no-no spot with that warm, damp wash cloth. Think of the fear. Think of the trauma. See, I don't WANT to think about that. I don't want to imagine anything involving a baby lion that grows into a feline Ben Stiller having to go through such fucking bullshit, man. Look at this picture. Look at this picture and know my pain. Jesus Christ. I just wanted penguins. Fuck this. And fuck Ben Stiller.
