Which would you have watched, /co/?


Darren Lemke's SUPERMAN REBORN (1993)
>Superman dies fighting Doomsday. His soul jumps into Lois Lane and impregnates her. Lois gives birth to Superman’s reincarnation, who grows into adulthood in a matter of weeks and defeats Doomsday.

Tim Burton's SUPERMAN LIVES (1995)
>Superman (Nicolas Cage) dies fighting Doomsday, but is revived by the Kryptonian artificial intelligence “K” without memories or powers. Armed with Kryptonian weapons that give him the appearance of a “hip-hop Phantom of the Opera”, Superman sets out to stop Doomsday and his master Lexiac, the bickering two-headed fusion of Lex Luthor (Tim Allen) and Brainiac (Jim Carrey). Luthor has a giant space dog and Brainiac has a sassy gay robot minion. Brainiac fights giant sentient polar bears that guard the Fortress of Solitude and Superman faces a giant alien spider in the final battle.

J.J. Abrams' SUPERMAN: FLYBY (2004)
>Superman (Matt Bomer) is the chosen one prophesized to free Krypton from his uncle Ty-Zor’s tyrannical rule and is sent to Earth to be raised by the Kents until he is ready to face him. As an adult, he battles his evil cousin Kata-Zor and Lex Luthor (Robert Downey Jr.), a Kryptonian spy masquerading as a CIA agent investigating alien activity on Earth. He is killed by Kata-Zor, but revived after an encounter with Jor-El’s spirit, defeats Kata-Zor and Luthor and departs to confront Ty-Zor.

Wolfgang Petersen's BATMAN VS. SUPERMAN (2002)
>Superman (Jude Law) and Batman (Colin Farrell) are longtime friends. Batman is married to socialite Elizabeth Miller, who is murdered by the reborn Joker, Batman goes rogue to kill him and acquires Kryptonite to kill Superman too if he stands in his way, unaware that the Joker’s return and Elizabeth’s murder were orchestrated by Lex Luthor to manipulate the World’s Finest into killing each other.