>>111533580Barone, you are-a the worst person I know. You constantly put-a down your only minions. The minions who do your dirty work and break you out-a the jailhouse, and that's how you repay us? And to add-a insult to injury, you verbally defecate all over our ideas. And you're such-a the failure. You consistently achieve nothing. You always-a say, "Soon I'll be the ruler of the world!" but soon never comes. And what-a really bothers me is you pretend you're-a this smart guy with the most devious schemes when all you do is invent useless trinkets. Yeah, I'm not a good inventor but at least I'm honest about it! I don't steal eighty thousand pounds worth of scrap metal for a brittle knocked off death-a ray and then lecture you with-a some ass-kissing speech about how Ben Ward is-a some profound intellectual. He isn't! He's a talentless effeminate false idol. And that's why you are-a liking him so much. He's-a you. Santa Maria, you're pretentious! And-a you delude yourself by thinking you're some great mastermind, even though you're terrible. You know, I should-a have known the mouse didn't smash that airlock. Even he would-a know there's no-a air in space. And I think what I hate-a the most about you is your-a textbook villain agenda. How we should "Destroy the retched rodent, minions". How heroes are-a crushing the crime world. How the declination of sadism in children is-a the biggest tragedy in the UK. Well, what have you done to help? I work down at the Villains Youth Society, Barone. Never seen-a you down there. You want to help? Grab a doomsday device! And by-a the way, summoning the Twystyverse doesn't make you Jesus Christ. Oh Wait! You don't believe in Jesus Christ or any religion, for that matter, because "religion is for pea-brained do-gooders"! Well, who-a the hell are you to talk down-a to anyone? You-a failed college twice, which isn't-a nearly as bad as your failure as a father. How's-a that daughter of yours you never saw until she was-a sixteen?
