This is really not the best place to ask, but a'ight.
Postman fails to escape the gay thoughs involving bara daddy christmas that plague him, but is nervous about pursuing a homo relationship, with a much older man no less.
Goes to sleazy fisherman who's always lowkey flirting with him because he doesn't know who else to ask (and also because probably most of the villagefolk would stone a queer if they saw one).
Dude laughs at his gay panic and mocks him to hell and back, but gives him genuine advice too because deep down he's a decent dude.
Possible tease for both ships, 'till he eventually ends up with bara daddy 'cause he's got The Big Feels™ for him.
Ther ya go. Tooth rotting, peak faggotry, merry christmas.
I need to go wash my hands.